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shel silverstein - handy man lyrics

well on a monday i’ll be slingin’ hash tuesday i’ll be collectin’ trash
and on a wednesday i might be tendin’ bar
thursday i’ll be the guy who parks your car
on a friday i might be teachin’ school a sat-rday finds me hustlin’ pool
i got a whole lotta talents in demand that’s why they call me handy man

pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys
pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys
ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn
and their mama’s all h-rny when their daddys are gone
i can drive a tractor or wheel a truck i can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck
and i can chop down a redwood usin’ just one hand
that’s why they call me handy man

pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me for emergencies
i can come round you know work around the house
or the backyards or somethin’ not too taxin’ no
yeah on six in the morning i’m out pickin’ fruits 8: 45 i’m back pressin’ suits
twelve o’clock you’ll see me shinin’ shoes the coctail hour i’ll be a servin’ booze
i can wash your windows or walk your pet
get your color reception and on a black and white set
yeah i can play concerto on your baby grand cause i’m a huh handy man

pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys
pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys
ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn
and their mama’s all h-rny when their daddy’s not at home
i save my evenings for a brand new faces
weekends are reserved for a emergency cases
i tell you babe you gotta understand that i’m a handy man
i mean a handy man you know what i am i mean a handy man

- shel silverstein lyrics

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