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shel silverstein - if the world was crazy lyrics

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if the world was crazy, you know what i’d eat?
a big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat
a lemonade sandwich, and then i might try
some roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie
a nice notebook salad, an underwear roast
an omelet of hats and some crisp cardboard toast
a thick malted milk made from pencils and daisies
and that’s what i’d eat if the world was crazy

if the world was crazy, you know what i’d wear?
a chocolate suit and a tie of eclair
some marshmallow earm-ffs, some licorice shoes
and i’d read a paper of peppermint news
i’d call the boys “suzy” and i’d call the girls “harry,”
i’d talk through my ears, and i always would carry
a paper umbrella for when it grew hazy
to keep in the rain, if the world was crazy

if the world was crazy, you know what i’d do?
i’d walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe
i’d fly through the ground and i’d skip through the air
i’d run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair
when i met somebody i’d say “g’bye, joe,”
and when i was leaving–then i’d say “h-llo.”
and the greatest of men would be silly and lazy
so i would be king… if the world was crazy

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