sherman allan - little butterball lyrics
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+little b-tterball
i’m called little b-tterball,
dear little b-tterball,
‘though i could never tell why.
my calories mount.
my cholesterol count
is as high as an elephant’s eye.
they told me to diet.
i promised i’d try it,
yet somehow my weight would not budge.
each metrecal cookie
to me tasted ookie,
so i covered it with hot fudge.
i ate watercresses,
and other such messes,
and pushed all my favorites aside.
i said to the caterers,
“no more mashed potaterers,
just baked, and hash browned, and french fried.”
i sing this sad song
’cause my diet went wrong,
‘though i honestly tried to pay heed.
i don’t care how high
is an elephant’s eye,
but an elephant’s rear i don’t need!
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