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sherman lurch - home phone lyrics

[intro]
the tempo for this song is 169

[verse 1]
oh look there he goes again, dope rhymes like some heroin
i’m going savage like a fox, and this beat’s looking like a hen
it’s sherman the cracker, or sherman the natural
b-tches hating l i n u s and i because there is a lack of us
the realest homies in music, we haven’t won, but not losing
we were just some unarmed bombs but weak sh-t made us light our fuses
blowing up the game like sad b-tches do to your phone
don’t let your main squeeze see it, or you’re mainly squeezing it alone
you know i like this rapping sh-t, i’m starting to get the knack of it
my mom told me to clean it up but i’m not f-cking immaculate
glad that i’m partic-p-ting, happy with the rhymes i’m making
i’m chilling with l i n u s now, to h-ll with thomas f-gan
starting to get nasty, you know i’m always s-ssy
i’m not that bad of a guy when i have a good time actually
so please don’t har-ss me, i don’t wanna get aggressive
i am just a peaceful artist but my fists might become expressive

[verse 2]
i’ve just been chilling with rhymes that were written
but i have not yet spit, yo thompson why can’t you get with it?
it’s not like i need help, i’ve been doing fine by myself
that’s why i’m drinking by myself, that whiskey from the bottom shelf
you know i’m an alcoholic, it’s a problem not worth solving
financially i’m not to solvent, but my flow has beats dissolving
is my chemistry absurd? nah, just call me heisen-sherms
you can take my word. i’m the sh-t just like a t-rd
a metaphor, don’t know it. sorry i’m not a good poet
but the way that i am flowing, i’ll be great before you know it
maybe not that historic, but hotter than daddy bear’s porridge
and i am no longer dormant, i’m in the end-zone and i’m scoring
but i ain’t eric decker, i go-go-gadget inspector
stay on point like a vector, but my direction is all messed up
no-one will take me serious unless i’m on rap g*nius
people please believe in this, you’re starting to make me furious

[verse 3]
back to the flow you know, before we get out of control
just like the psychotic mindset of a rabid carnivore
snappy angry alligator, i think i will smoke more later
get high as heaven and p-ss the bong to my savior
jesus guys, cut me slack. i just wanted to see if he’d match
but he just glared at me and said, “sherman you are really wack
you stupid chap. you’re a giant loser and a stoner.”
“well alrighty then, i guess my rap career is over.”

- sherman lurch lyrics

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