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sherman lurch - snoopy is jelly lyrics

[intro]
yo! f-ck the peanuts gang!
i ain’t f-ckin’ with you, charlie!
i ain’t f-ckin’ with you, schroeder!
i’m f-ckin’ with l i n u s today!
let’s goooooooo!

[verse 1]
walk into the liquor store
couldn’t get through the front door
that made me loko, about times-four
and got me rushing like a boar
give me whiskey, give me gin
not by the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin
and since you never forgive sin
i will have to burn my cattle again
getting lost on vision quest
hair doesn’t grow on my young chest
it’s still a mess under some stress
this sheep is finished with its desk
quicker than some bunnies step
i’m fly-er than two-hundred jets
my bird has fallen into debt, and i
haven’t heard from paula yet
hope he’s on vacation, chilling
with the fine–ss haitians
listening to the l i n u s station
but remember proper sp-cing
start to dance, get rid of pants
eat up all your fresh green plants
don’t ever lose your stance
as you find spiritual balance
eat oreos, double-stuff
call that a leprechaun’s bluff
i got movies filled with sm-t
why the h-ll is sand so d-mn rough?
a demon took my drive-through order
he was like a squad-loiter
now that’s just plain absoider
like buying houses in mordor

[chorus]
roll this game up!
some guy just woke up in my new bugatti
we run amok!
my girl tells me she’s a kamikaze
p-ss out on rugs!
napping after some faulty pilates
that is enough!
i swear your mama makes a mean fugazzi
roll this game up!
i found a shower curtain that was smelly
we run amok!
get a tattoo of corn-fed on my belly
p-ss out on rugs!
a sale on scallops at the east-side deli
that is enough!
f-ck snoopy’s jam, the beagle’s h-lla jelly

[verse 2]
getting squirrelly just like sandy
getting angry just like mandy
where the h-ll are all my fans
be feeding puppies some d-mn candy
got a flashlight just in case
please turn the temp up in sp-ce
is it vase or is it vase
it vanished without a d-mn trace
a square wishes he was a rubik’s
it wishes to just be ruthless
and i’ll tell you the straight truth b-tch
i think you are just plain stupid
yet you sit on my tall perch
i think that witch doctor is cursed
the game is on a first place search
i hope you all like sherman lurch

[chorus]

[bridge]
did you remember the bait?
we’ll need it for the lake
i want to go fishing on boats
let’s goooo

[chorus]

[outro: charlie brown, linus, & sherman lurch]
“i guess you were right, linus
i shouldn’t have picked this little tree
everything i do turns into a disaster
i guess i really don’t know what christmas is all about
isn’t there anyone who knows what christmas is all about?”

“sure, charlie brown. i can tell you what christmas is all about.”

“it’s about shuttin’ the h-ll up!”

- sherman lurch lyrics

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