shiteman – the 6-foot leprechaun lyrics
known around town,
as the great john mcsh-te;
when you first see him,
you’d think he is all right.
but he’s not a normal man,
ya see he is very weird;
he has booze on his breath,
and he has corn beef & cabbage in his beard!
he’s the 6-foot leprechaun;
his sideburns are very long;
that irish-fool is always bombed;
and he always sh-ts his long johns.
a staggering drunk,
with an alcoholic thirst;
of all irishmen,
he is the worst.
he’s known down at the bar,
as a kind and friendly man;
but don’t touch his beer,
or he’ll break your f-cking hand.
because that’s his ‘pot of gold’,
it helps to ease the pain;
of his ugly hunch-back wife,
and his pedophile son of whom he’s ashamed!
he’s the 6-foot leprechaun;
his ball-hair is reddish-blonde;
but he shaved it and now it’s gone;
now he can see his dong, it’s only 3 inches long.
he’s the 6-foot leprechaun;
he might sh-t on your lawn;
he’s the 6-foot leprechaun.
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