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shivam - tube socks lyrics

[intro: friday the 13th]
ki ki ki ma ma ma x2

[post intro: gypsy moon]

okay guys, looks like a good spot
why dont we just unpack our stuff right here

[chorus: shivam]

crickets chirpin’, he’ll make it worth it
chicks trippin’ in the jungle
run into me, i’ll make you squirt b+tch
no bl+wj+bs on my watch, just a machete
you know not what you standin’ before
now get to twerkin’

[verse 1: shivam+ gypsy moon]

full moon glowin’, hope there’s no wolves crawlin’
what’s that sound? was so quiet just a min ago
tis’ like we room tonin’, “oh must be a wendingo”
what a wendingo!?, f+ck nah guys lemme go
school’s startin’ this winter, got five assignments pendin’ so
gotta be back by the end o’ fall, still gotta book a dorm
my suitcase is unpacked, mom’s been on my dumbass
hope it’s bigger than that last crawl sp+ce but man
why in september we here in a forest with no rangers
picked banff outta all places, they told us no campin’ here tho
oh sh+lly for god’s sake girl
stop takin’ advices from old strangers
ya’ll got pagers, campfire blazin’, and i’m tired o’ this craziness
put on some radio, we got marshmellows
hope ya’ll okay tho, it’s been long ride from hurontario
man sure you got amy’s coat? looks like she’s shiverin’ cold
nelly! you’ve got to be kiddin’ me
did you see my tube socks? they were in here, sheesh
my feet are freezin’ geez, even these thermals are luke warm
watch out i’m ’bout to sneeze (aoocho!)

[bridge: shivam]

just six kids in the midst o’ these dead trees
let’s make sure they never get to breath
this hour ima turn ’em into walkin’ cadavers
b+tch keep talkin’, ima crush you, keep you underpressure
time to feed you sh+ttake mushrooms, stab your bl++dy heart
it’s funny now, is it? when you have to deal with
jason disguised as austin powers

[interlude 1: shivam]
yo what’s that? i heard somebody

[verse 2: shivam]

yo! i saw someone standin’ behind the bushes
was scary kinda lookin’, went that way, a deer? he could be
let’s see if he left any kinda footprints
molly what you outta your d+mn mind eh?, stupid
haven’t you ever watched a scary movie on netflix
every clue leads to a b+tch gettin’ her neck wringed
k!llers just festerin’ until she trips and her head splits
keep up with the trend, hop on it like a teacher’s d+ck
f+ck that ya’ll, im barely movin’
even you harry, sue me, once we back in newfie
i’d rather get back in the tent, start havin’ some s+x
prefer that over endin’ up dead, let’s not all get upset
sh+t this is kinda cool, surroundings around us is gloomy
it’s keepin’ things groovy, let ’em creepy beings move in
i’m in the mood o’ gettin’ jizzed on my b00bies
trent babe, wanna see if you prove it with that lil we wee
you were so h+ll bent on makin’ me scream!
that sh+t gave me wet dreams
my t+st+cl+s made me catch feels
ye if thats the case then this is it, f+ck me babe
only chance you ever had to get roughly laid
don’t duck me man, it’s our destiny, once we done
then we can rest in peace

[chorus: shivam]

[verse 3: shivam]

ahhhhhh! sh+lly’s dead, oh god! blood is all over the place
right next to her carry bag, she barely had a chance
i saw him, he gave me a glance, left and she ran
prolly out lookin’ for, he went after molly now
oh sh+t! wore a hockey mask
huge body mass like rocky banks in soggy pants
had a machete, just like the movies, came in camera ready
she stabbed him on his arm, can we call the police now?

[interlude 2: gypsy moon]

h+llo, is this thing working?
camp counselor callin in’ from banff national park
we need the help right away
immediately, there’s a k!ller on the loose, this isn’t a joke people are dyin’ out here, he’s out there
he’s wearin’ a mask, we dont know where he is
we need the police
(scream)

[verse 4: shivam]

f+ck he’s comin’ dammit, i can hear the leaves crunchin’ harry
lets start runnin’ shall we, he just walks fast
he can’t catch us all at once, can he?
oh sh+t he can, noooo! not you harry, f+ck he got him
his neck’s hangin’ loppy
he looks like a candy stuck inside a vendin’ machine, man he got it!
two down four to go, that leaves you
nelly and me and john turturro
shut up, it’s no time to joke, h+ll we can try ‘n’ fight him off
oh cuz i mean he ain’t playin’ games sittin’ on a bicycle
f+ck!! nelly! amy! no f+ck he sliced ’em both,+ open+
teleportin’ right behind you outta nowhere
f+ck me’, is this song even more than a r+rated gore fest?
he puttin’ us to sleep like snorlax
f+ck it! i’ll slice my own throat, yours too so
any last words you got hun, say ’em now
‘fore that b+st+rd shows up
no? well here you go girl and it’s down to one
b+tches never learn how to run
guess it’s my turn so, here you go you lousy f+ck
sayonara b+tch! you got ’em all ’em counselors

[outro]

+cops enterin’ the banff massacre scene+

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