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shizzlecakes - dave's lament lyrics

[verse 1: shizzlestrudel]
now i got a story to tell to you all
about a man called dave who had the balls
to start a band called marlinspike that rocked a lot
it seemed that they would never stop
they were on the top and had it all
until their time had passed and they had to fall
it was a sad sad day for us all
all 4 of their fans started to bawl
but 3 years later, dave got an idea in his head
to bring marlinspike back from the dead
so he got to work writing song after song
made an album called old scores & new horizons
and that’s pretty much the end of the story of marlinspike
a band that everyone will surely like
and on that note imma pass the mic
to who? shizzlepies, alright

[chorus: shizzlecakes, shizzlepies, shizzlestrudel, shizzledonut]
it’s dave’s lament, it’s dave’s lament
i’ll say it again, it’s dave’s lament
it’s dave’s lament, it’s dave’s lament
i’ll say it again, it’s dave’s lament
[verse 2: shizzlepies]
hey, i really wish dave didn’t block us on facebook
maybe he’d have a better view on the gays, look
they started off good with songs like black cloud
but then dave started getting too loud
about girls who like other girls
they really make his fury unfurl
so he wrote attack of the f.l.a
with a lot of lyrics that are just not okay
so fuck it, dave, i’m gonna fire back
15 years later, that shit’s still wack
it’s the attack of the right wing seniles
saying too much shit that’s too wild
so sit down, old man, let’s have a talk
did you know it’s okay for men to suck cock?
yeah, let’s give it a go again
’cause dave’s lament is just about men, uh

[verse 3: shizzledonut]
alright so i know (huh), i know (what), i know i’m not gay (aw)
but that doesn’t take away the fact i’m able to say
that it’s entirely okay for a man or girl to slay (slay)
and dave has no say in a man or woman’s ways (nope)
and i’m sorry for the women hearing what came out his lips (sorry!)
and i bet when he’s at home he’s too busy sucking dicks (suckin’)
and i’d say he was butthurt when recording f.l.a
but i wouldn’t be surprised if it was literal that day (up the wrong way)
now i got a story to tell to you all
about a man called dave who had the balls
attacking lesbians when he got the call
though he was just jealous ’cause his nuts were too small (tiny)
now as rivers cuomo said, everyone’s a little queer (queer)
so you should give the gays a chance before you drink way too much beer
david monks, i have a tip, maybe you should lend an ear
say sorry, before you ruin your career (sorry)
[chorus: shizzlecakes, shizzlepies, shizzlestrudel, shizzledonut]
it’s dave’s lament, it’s dave’s lament
i’ll say it again, it’s dave’s lament
it’s dave’s lament, it’s dave’s lament
i’ll say it again, it’s dave’s lament

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