shofu - tm87 (feat. jok3r) lyrics
shofu when you adress me
pokeballin’ no testies
yo boy so fly ground moves don’t effect me.
elite 4 beaten eight times they respect me,
press that power b-tton now it’s on like espe!
mornin’ night and day,
pokemon is in my head.
this morning i woke up with a hot blonde inside my bed
i saw that she was playing blue version
do you know what i did?
i smacked that b-tch upon her head and said:
i play pokemon red!
stockpile you twice and then i vomit,
however you want ’em and i got it.
ultrab-lls in my pocket,
blastin’ off again team rocket.
focus punchin’ difficult to stop it,
got a hitmonchan and im boxin’
if you do attempt to block it i’ll have my machamp
karate chop it.
you say you got your third badge
i got my eight the night before!
i’m smoking so much green
im burning all the f-cking ivysaurs!
i really hate the weedle so i stab ’em with a needle
and i told my f-cking sneasle to spin an icebeam at you people!
when you run into an entei and
it’s your chance to capture it
and then it runs away and you have to chase after it
be like:
aye i got swagger, tm87
tell ’em
aye i got swagger, tm87.
when you’re in need of repels but you forgot to stock up
now every two steps a pokemon pops up
be like:
aye i got swagger, tm87
tell ’em
aye i got swagger, tm87
uh
im harder than the miltank of whitney
you can use pursuit but
you will never get me
catch you slippin’ hit you with that water like misty
shofu too cold now you gotta flare blitz me.
i threw a rock at brock, electrecuted misty.
lt. surge was easy and erika tried to kiss me.
smokin’ kali cush with kogan and sabrina was a b-tch
blaine needed to cool down
geovani sleeps with fish!
we got that
pelipper swag yeah we pelican fly
and we gonna be ignorin you
our levels too high.
no blastoise or venusaur
i roll with team charizard
i rep that pokemon red like a relicanth eye!
i can’t look you in the eyes because i heard it’s rude to stare at hoes
you’re a little magikarp and im a f-cking gyarados!
water to your rock
fire to your gr-ss
electric to your water
man i’ll zap your f-cking -ss
when you’re making progress super excited to play
then you turn your game off but
you forgot to save it
be like:
aye i got swagger, tm87
tell ’em
aye i got swagger, tm87
you find a pokémon you need cuz your tryna catch ’em all
then that f-cker breaks out
of your last pokeball (-.-)
be like
aye i got swagger, tm87
tell em
aye i got swagger, tm87.
you don’t know my legacy
pokémon is my specialty
i just- i just caught a mew two i dare you to try and mess with me
i’m better than you’ll ever be
i can feel your jeaousy
for the poison im spitting there’s no
antidote or remedy!
i’m from pallet town
you are from the barrio
and when i see some p-ssy
i beat it up like lucario
pokémon is my world.
i m-st-rb-t- to pokégirls.
man pokémon the best game ever made
f-ck mario!
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