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shua (alt) - club night lyrics

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verse 1:
hop in the club, hold up
paper and green all rolled up
mo’ bub in the cup
barkeep knows i’m showing up

and sure enough that’s what i did
then i spot a fine chicken from across the crib
she looked at me, then down at her drink
then nervously she looked back and winked

that was it, i took the sign
walked down the dancefloor with the blinding lights
we started to chat, we were getting close
she whispered to me “babe i love your clothes”

she checked my drip from head to toe
but her smile faded when she met the floor
she said “there’s one thing that doesn’t quite fit”
i responded “oh what, you mean my crocs?”

hook 1:
they’re so light and breezy
and they make it easy
to express myself with all the colors at my disposal
and i gotta let all the hoes know
(spoken) they’re not that expensive for how long they last!

verse 2:
she looked confused but was down with that
four 4 more shots go down the hatch
things were getting heavy, things were getting hot
so we hit the dance floor after three more shots

dress so tight i could see her thong
tipped the dj to play her favorite song
baby had front, baby had back
ass moved like snakes in a garbage bag

had a heart attack when she leaned on me
said there was a place that she’d rather be
smiled at me then she kissed my cheek
and said “let’s get together after one more drink”

i told her i don’t live far
so we ditched the club and ran out to my car
it was getting hard to ourselves apart
she found my b+tton and i’m push to start

hopped in the whip and we hit the road
tension grew cuz we’ll soon be alone
radio on but didn’t know the tune
just knew that we’d be together soon
from the tesla to my private estate
walked through the front door and i told her to wait
i said “we kick our shoes off to keep the floor clean”
“and oh, by the way, here’s a pair of guest crocs for you to wear”

hook 2:
they’re so versatile
wear them out for miles
then when i get home i’m gonna change right into my black crocs
hot a pair for taking out the dog

(spoken) honestly you can wear for practically any occasion!

verse 3:
she sighed, but slipped out of her dress
i led her through the pad and she was h+lla impressed
it took an hour to get to the master room
her feet were tired but mine were very comfy

at the edge of the bed, she pushed me down
got on her knees and unbuckled my belt
pulled down my pants and tried to take ‘em off
i said “those will be really hard to get off with my crocs in the way”

hook 3:
they’re so soft and joyous
i wear them during coitus
but i switch to sports mode so they won’t fly off of my feet and hit you
cuz girl i feel that might be an issue
(spoken) but probably not because they’re so light and soft!

verse 4:
many years later and i married the chick
expanded the house and got a couple of kids
they became successful and got some kids of their own
and every christmas i get ‘em all a bunch of crocs

eventually my age starts to show
i forget some things and my speech starts to slow
divorce my wife when i’m 95

because she won’t let me have a giant yellow croc as a casket what’s up with that?

outro:
(spoken)
i feel like there’s a lesson to be learned here
if you and a potential partner can’t make your lifestyles match
well, sometimes good, uh good things, should maybe be uh, good things could have been great things if you just waited

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idk man just go buy some crocs

- shua alt lyrics

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