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shy the storyteller - buns & thighs lyrics

[verse 1]
she think that heineken is gonna make her heiny cold
what’s up, hi nicole
i’ve only got 5 nickels
for a drink but i could go
under blankets like linus though
am i too bold
or is this what you’d like to know
been battling l-st your whole life
and i’m the slimy toad
will you kiss me, maybe lick me, hoping a prince will finally grow
we both know that that won’t happen but i’ll get my nighty soaked
my teeny weenie pee pee has 3 wishes you’re the genie
i’ve got you captured with my winking
after we get raptured by the gasps up in the sheeting
you’d look nice in this bikini
i’ll say goodbye but you can keep it
it’s good for covering bruises when those losers finish beating you
i’ve known many girls like you been told they’re rebels
man that’s g*nius dude
cause now i get my tree sucked
from a girl i plan on leaving
and i’ve left you a fake number but your blind to it like stevie
i’m sure you’ll wake tomorrow and repeat this every evening
and now i’ve got the code so all my friends can come redeem it

[hook]
(yeah i’d like to touch)
buns & thighs
(mmmm)
buns & thighs
(juicy)
buns & thighs
(i don’t think you’ll be able to function)
buns & thighs

[verse 2]
she think that heineken is gonna bring a spidey home
a hero and like nero he would bring a tidy throne
in fear of her with zero men she’ll tear up all alone
she’d rather risk a flare of std’s all in her throat
luckily for me her self-esteem it seems is sliding low
what’s up heidi show me where you were just hiding clothes
let’s head back to your bathroom that prude i don’t need to know
sure she’s finely toned but her shirts aren’t riding low
she has way too much respect and her worth’s not in my billfold
but yours is so i’m sold
grab my b-lls ten-hut lets go
in the morning you’ll remorse me when i tell you we’re divorcing
and that dude who you knew courting will rebuke your love like courtney
and then s-x is now your sports team
you will rep it when you’re h-rny
on this never ending journey with my friends that you’ll be joining
that libido’s your anointing
danny devito’s now enjoying
with tost-to’s in his right hand and left finger in your groin

[hook]
(yeah i’d like to touch)
buns & thighs
(mmmm)
buns & thighs
(juicy)
buns & thighs
(i don’t think you’ll be able to function)
buns & thighs

- shy the storyteller lyrics

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