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shy the storyteller - porno store lyrics

hey, come over here

[verse 1]
welcome to the p-rno store
feed your appet-te
we got much for your l-st
come and take an apple bite
girls on girls and they keep that apple tight
got referrals from earl so that you can fap tonight
welcome mr. johnson tell me how’s your wife
she’s a pretty young thing like that girl on the site
your daughter’s getting tongue rings but she’s pretty young right
but when she’s 18 maybe she can cast like-
-this girl right here with her big white rear and a dad quite queer if he hates that sight
looks too good could’ve shaked dad’s might
bet he shook that wood once he spanked her heinie
beauty is beauty never make that lining
fatherhood’s suiting for a face with a mind please
save your pet-tion not a victim just indifferent
wanna take my key and stick it in the ignition

[verse 2]
welcome to the p-rno store
happy with your wife?
you can a build a hoe, grill to toe, if you just type
we have silicone, fill your own, nipples like spikes
or if you like them droopy you can use a loose knife
and we usually use twice
we take intimacy and make them in to men’s dreams
no more yap yap by the feminine scream
you can watch your ball game while these women do scenes
all your loose green that you’ll p-wn on new screens
you can call it using cash from wallets you’d leave
that you would’ve used on a honeymoon fling
or the long commuting
or a dawning new ring
our point being that you have a guarantee
divorce rates are high but p-rn never leaves
so never sacrifice on another human being
when you can welcome greed in your own fantasy

[hook]
duh-nuh-nuh, i got that (x4)
welcome to the p-rno store

[verse 3]
welcome to the p-rno store
we have got a guest
got the cast of “the nasty sl-ts 3” for the press
they had a long flight that’s why they seem so depressed
they just need a dong piped up squeezed in their dress
they love the life they just feed off the s-x
and if you pay him right you could feed off their br–sts
i meant to say “them” not “him” had some phlegm
they are free to be treated how they please, he’s not a pimp
so be easy and pay them with a tip
it’s like an art form for the fore of your skin
and when the floors dim you can floor four 10’s
they just love it, man they love it, living for your zen
and you can pitch a tent, play pretend, with your friends
getting naked in the vacant corner sp-ce in your den
no judgement here, we got all the neat wh-r-s
just your friendly tinted neighborhood p-rnography store

[verse 4]
welcome to the p-rno store
mr. “jesus man”
i know what you’ve been hiding from your wife and your fam
you can clear your history and pretend it’s clean man
when it’s all said and done you’ll condemn the rest in sin
you know what’s funny though, you’re just feeding the demand
why not try feeding off the bread that you preach about to them

[outro]
stop it!
i know what i am
i’m a liar and a cheater and a thief of his hand
that’s why i need a redeemer for these pieces i’m in
but i just need a little fix until i’m pieced up again

- shy the storyteller lyrics

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