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sick booger - the killer lyrics

people say that i’m stupid for spitting ill things
i’m trying to k!ll my self, and make it my living
so i’m breaking a building
with a plane and a lil thing
that i like to call explosives
my teacher told kids
that drugs are bad while he was smoking
so i didn’t take him seriously
till one day on a field trip we
went camping, and told everyone not to fear grizzly
bears, but suddenly, a werewolf was hunting me
following my path, then swung on me
trying to eat me, but i was actually tripping
on mushrooms, yeah and it wasn’t a werewolf
it was a huge bear, so i saw a hill and ran up to there
wait, i was dreaming?
i woke up cuz of my screaming
cuz i cry myself to sleep everyday
people say its cuz i’m sad, but the truth is i never been laid
so i shed tears on this fact, and regret what i say
cuz i fear of attacks and the meth that i take
is to keep me in intact when i rap about rape
put my cd back, and relax, while you let it just play
i’m tryna meditate listening to scream o’s horrendous tape
i’m a renegade on the internet
i never lose a fight, but in real life, i p-ss my pants
i swallowed a needle and my throat and neck was aching
and my knees were hurting due to all the meditation
so i went to the clinic to get medication
said that my throat and knees hurt, he said “quit giving head, ya g-y b-tch”
so i sued him in the court for defamation
ask him to give me an explanation
of why he slandered me, he didn’t answer me so i made a ten grand a piece
just by suing him i made more cash than i normally do in ten months
and i felt successful, i went to a mall and spent all the cash on pretzels, and pencils
hundred instrumentals, and thats how i made this excellent album
people say that i should’ve used that cash wisely
but all those people were drug dealers, alright? geez
i go outside for a little while, next thing you know, i’m in ohio
driving in a highway with a smile, running over sh-t cuz i’m in a blind fold
and i just drank vodka, but i’m in denial
i should’ve never… oh sh-t, i’mma die, woah!!

i went to a farm and started talking to chickens
they said that the sky was gonna fall in a minute
and it actually did, aliens crash landed and started grabbing my head
spanking my -ss with a sledge
i said “stop, what do ya want?” and it asked for some bread
i was like, i dont have any, so quit batting my leg
it hurts, but that f-ggot didn’t understand what i said
he just kept saying “bread, bread, bread”
i was panicking, alien was dragging me
across the floor to his sp-ceship
i said “get away from me, you g-y b-tch”
he kept pulling my dang leg
threw me inside the door and he slammed my d-mn head
but i was actually just dreaming that bullsh-t, again, goddammit
woke up on a ship overseas, and the captain
called me to do the mappin’ so we can find the location of atlantis
i was tripping and i puked on the map of the world
the captain got mad, and made me eat it like a j-panese girl
it was disgusting and nasty, i hurled
again, and the crew walked me off a planking, i twirled
down in the water inside a whirlpool
but i woke up again, and i was actually at a girl school
and i was being yelled at by the princ-p-l
she said “this is a school
where boys can’t come in ya fool”
i was like “sorry, i’m tripping b-lls”
she kicked me out
she deserved a d-ck in mouth
but i chickened out
ran away like mickey mouse
i was wearing a icky blouse
i was like “the f-ck is this, wow”
people called me a f-g, i ran in a house
tryna look for a new pair of clothes
but instead the owner, went were-werewolf
on my -ss, chasing me, pulled on my pants
i fell and he, stood on my back
took me to jail and he, labeled my -ss as a felony
but this time this sh-t wasn’t no dangit dream!!

i was walking down the street
looking like a clown and geek
i turn around and see
a parade of vegetarians poundin meat
protesting for meat to be illegal
cuz we’re eating innocent animals
i went to join in to fit in with the crowd
next thing you know, al qaeda extremists, go fricken blaow
motherf-ckin kamikazes
i woke up on my bed, surrounded by paparazzi
i was a super famous rock star, geez
went outside, and girls stampeded all across me
i felt like i was living a dream
oh wait, i was, sh-t this is weak
i wish i could be
as famous as diddy is, please
so, i went outside to jump start my career
made an album that was punk rock to my ears
sold it, and made a ton profit a year
the corporate b-st-rds did not like what the hear
so they went to my house and shot me and yeah
wait, thankfully that was a dream
oh sh-t, i woke up in pee
that was released by a bunch of geeks
and i think i was just raped
and they p-ssed on me with uh…. aids!!
oh. wait, thankfully that sh-t was fake
wait, that was a dream as well
i woke up, in a bed with satan deep in h-ll
oh wait, goddammit, am i awake or not
let me check to see by bashing my brain and heart
i still can’t tell, so i’ll get this knife and stab my hand apart
ahh, that hurt!! i’m going unconscious, yo
next thing you know, i woke up in the hospital
confused as sh-t
the doctor called me a stupid pr-ck
for doing the act of removing limbs
but since he slandered me, i sued that b-tch
and i made a grand for me, this type of sh-t, imma do again
but for now, i’mma buy some hallucinogens

- sick booger lyrics

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