siivagunner - now rebooting lyrics
siivagunner: well, i see the “futari happiness” rip worked out pretty well
siivagunner: very high quality, if i do say so myself
siivagunner: i think i should make one more “snow halation” rip
siivagunner: with this new software i got from the nigra store yesterday, this new “snow halation” rip will be a huge hit
siivagunner: let’s throw in some flintstones too, that oughta make it grand as h-ll!
siivagunner: alright, let’s rev this baby up!
[“snow halation” begins and then crashes with a blue screen]
siivagunner: wait, what’s happening?!
[computer-like whirring plays while a “silvagunner is now rebooting…” loading bar fills up]
[windows xp startup sound plays]
siivagunner: ugh, my head.hey, what was i doing again?
siivagunner: ah yeah, i was going to make a high quality rip of “go my way!!” from the idolm@ster
siivagunner: with this new software i got from the howie shop yesterday, this new “go my way!!” rip will be a huge hit
siivagunner: let’s throw in some simpsons too, that oughta make it d’oh as h-ll!
meanwhile…
chad warden: [sigh] …sh-t. what the f-ck happened?
chad warden: wait… why is my caddy all wrong?
chad warden: oh, silvagunner put up a new video
[“go my way!!” plays in the background.]
chad warden: what? wait a second. these rips…
chad warden: what… why is the “flintstones” and “snow halation” gone? what happened?
chad warden: something is going on and i need to get to the bottom of this
???: oh, but my dear chad. don’t you realize?
???: this is all your fault
chad warden: what the f-ck?
???: don’t play dumb with me, chad. you and i both know this is your doing
chad warden: excuse me, aight, but… who the f-ck are you?
???: names are not important, but if you must, you may call me…
???: the voice inside your head
chad warden: more like the g-y mexican–ss in my -ss
the voice inside your head: ahahaha… your juvenile quips amuse me so
the voice inside your head: but not as much as your fruitless efforts, trying to sway the fans
chad warden: what?
the voice inside your head: yes, chad. you were the one who tried to stop the fans from dislike bombing
the voice inside your head: that certainly worked out well, did it not?
chad warden: i-
the voice inside your head: no, of course it didn’t. and why would you even do something like that?
the voice inside your head: it’s not your right to tell people what they can and can’t like
the voice inside your head: that’s what the dislike b-tton is for, is it not? for people to express their opinion
chad warden: i-
chad warden: …i was just trying to do the right thing. aqap, baby
the voice inside your head: what’s ’right’ about fighting natural evolution, my dear chad? don’t you get it?
the voice inside your head: people get tired of things all the time. the only thing you did by trying to fight the uprising was make it worse
the voice inside your head: you thrust our dear old silvagunner and his fans into civil war before i stepped in
chad warden: what the f-ck did you do?
the voice inside your head: i turned this discourse to my advantage of course
the voice inside your head: i don’t think you understand how powerful the fans are. sure pure chaos could alter entire worlds…
the voice inside your head: …so, i concentrated their discourse as energy and integrated it into the new ripping software the nigra was selling
the voice inside your head: once silva activated this modified software, it overloaded, causing time and sp-ce to reboot into an all new, alternate universe…
chad warden: that explains why everything’s all different around here
the voice inside your head: that’s right, my dear chad
the voice inside your head: the simpsons and family guy replacing the flintstones. go my way!! replacing snow halation
the voice inside your head: a new world, with fresh new themes and no fighting. bigger, better and more interesting, don’t you think?
the voice inside your head: and it’s all thanks to you
chad warden: f-ck you, n-gga! that’s just bullsh-t, that’s bullsh-t!
the voice inside your head: hah! such defiance. though, i was not expecting you to retain the memories of our original universe
the voice inside your head: i thought your memory would have been altered too… but apparently not
the voice inside your head: …and old silva here is starting to glitch out
the voice inside your head: he must be fixed, and i can’t have you running around blabbing and disrupting the new age, can we?
chad warden: hae! n-gga, i’ll just remind silvagunner how ballin’ his real rips are!
the voice inside your head: i think not. i have complete dominion over this universe… well, for the most part anyway
the voice inside your head: you aren’t a part of this universe, and while i can’t get rid of you
the voice inside your head: i can sure as h-ll keep you from reaching him. but that’s not how i roll. i don’t like fighting
the voice inside your head: how about this… i can make you a deal to restore your original universe
chad warden: a deal…?
the voice inside your head: yes. i’ll need some time… like a few days…
the voice inside your head: …to think about a good way we can settle this
the voice inside your head: but for now, why don’t you revel in some of the fantastic new rips this new silvagunner has to offer?
chad warden: shove it up your -ss
the voice inside your head: oh how you amuse me chad. but anyway, i must be leaving. so long!
[the voice teleports away.]
chad warden: [sigh] …sh-t
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