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silent c silent t - q-trump - 4 da record lyrics

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lyrics that trump is on the record as having said are capitalized. the lower case lyrics represent the liberties taken to help things rhyme, provide context and/or have fun with it

you know when abraham lincoln made the gettysburg address speech. do you know he was ridiculed? and he was excoriated by the fake news. they had fake news. he was excoriated. they said it was a terrible, terrible speech… fifty years after his death they said it may have been the greatest speech ever made in america… i have a feeling that’s going to happen with us

listen in
i’m automatically attracted to beautiful
i just start kissing them –

it’s like a magnet. just kiss, i don’t even wait
wait, what was that? oh, i never need a date

all the women on “the apprentice” flirted with me –
consciously or unconsciously
honestly, according to me
n-body respects women more than me (except hilary!)

and at miss universe’s pageant
while you rehe-rs-d for the magic
i’m in the dressing room
and it’s not purses i’m snatching

i sorta get away with things like that
wait omit “i sorta” — replace it with “i’m sure to”

my fingers are long and beautiful
as it has been well doc-mented
are various other parts of my body

got me?
don’t imply that my body got cooked underdone
it’s a medium-rare original trump steak

i’m speaking with myself, number one
it really doesn’t matter what the media write, as
long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of -ss
kids you can p-ss at math with d’s in cl-ss

i have a great relationship with the blacks
i’m the least racist person that you’ve ever encountered

so honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has…
you gotta read my book “think big and kick -ss”

i never mumble, go on tubi tv for my shows on demand
i think i’m much more humble than you would understand

let me tell you, i’m a really smart guy…
sorry losers and haters, but my i.q
is one of the highest and greatest —
please don’t feel so stupid or insecure
it’s not your fault…

i’m not a schmuck, even if the
world goes to h-ll in a handbasket
i won’t lose a buck or penny

the beauty of me is that i’m very rich

i’ve got scrooge mcduck plenty
got birds with open mouths? shut up fools
no worms for you, stay the f-ck out of my pool
that goes for you, pocahontas, sleepy creepy, lightweight, snowman, and alfred e. newman, and don’t forget crazy bernie

i’m q-trump, the cute hunk, and i’m out
… not really, i’m not ever leaving!

there may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the cr-p out of them… seriously. okay? just knock the h-ll—i promise you, i will pay for the legal fees

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“4 da record” – words by donald trump and silent c silent t
performed by q-trump with special guest kanye west (from fifteen years ago?)

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