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silibil n' brains - drunk too much lyrics

[intro: brains]
why be sober? you know, i mean i’d rather just have fun you know, its just to serious and that’s just my outlook on life, you know? simple haha

[hook: brains]
i slept on a park bench cause i was drunk
i hit a cop in the head cause i was drunk
i had a small (whistle) in bed cause i was drunk
i tried to walk but fell cause i was drunk

[verse 1: brains & silibil]
yo me and silibil been having this drinking contest
6 months later and my head is full of cobwebs
last night i cross dressed wearing my mom’s dress
started knocking people out with the smell off my breath
ran in a bottle store making bomb threats (i gotta bomb)
trying to get girls with line like … uh do you want s+x?
my life’s a mess, every night i’m wrecked
my friend caught me with his sister
he don’t know his wives next (what?)
i step in the party already staggering
hugging on a mannequin, get the grolsch lager in
it ain’t a problem i been drinking since i’s thirteen
now i just inject tequila straight into my blood stream
i get drunk and act as smooth as chick legs be
seen this girls thong and tried to give her a wedgie
now lets see no wonder why they don’t wanna get with me
alcohols my best friend plus my deadly enemy

[chorus: brains & silibil]
empty bottles everywhere
i must have drunk too much
you falling over in the club
i think i drunk too much
you think that girl looks good
yeah i drunk too much
you couldn’t get it up
that’s cause i drunk too much
empty bottles everywhere
i must have drunk too much
you falling over in the club
i think i drunk too much
you got vomit on yourself
yeah i drunk too much
you just got your stomach pumped
definitely drunk too much

[verse 2: brains & silibil]
yo check, i’s chilling with my friend oleg
he skateboards around even though he’s got no legs
so we were riding on his moped, throwing eggs
making an ass out of myself like jenny lopez
oh yes and then we mixed some drinks
i told a girl i had a 16 inch but every time i drink it shrinks
been on a drinking binge for a couple months
was even caught drinking gin when i got my stomach pumped
yo brains, remember when i spiked your drinks with laxatives
you thought that you was passing wind but had a little accident
man if i have one more shot of absinthe
i’ll feel like that girl that got lost in a labyrinth
i get carried away like dead dudes in a bad crash
drink and act as mad as half the cast of jack ass
don’t fall asleep cause we’ll set fire to your chest hair
i don’t know my limits but i’ll pass out when i get there

[bridge: brains]
been watching the world go by
watching through blurry eyes
been trying to stop but it keeps calling me calling me
been watching the world go by
watching through blurry eyes
been trying to stop but it just keeps on keeps on calling me

[verse 3: brains & silibil]
look, we both sleazy men, girls see sili and leave with him
i just make up stories of sleeping with siamese twins
the disobedient comedian
shh don’t tell sili i used his beer bottle for peeing in
hey brains check this dude, my beers cloudy
still i’m just trying to down enough to freaking drown me
feeling drousy, another gin on the rocks please
i’m like a miniature stallone, my life’s a little rocky
we tipsy (yep) topsy (yep) turvy (yep) my thoughts are dirty
i grab girls by the short and curlies
i’m naughty (yep) stinking (yep) nasty (yep) filthy
brains did you get drunk and hump a nun?
um guilty

- silibil n brains lyrics

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