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silibil n' brains - tongue kung fu lyrics

[intro]
hm, silibil
brain+san
i see you have mastered the style of no style
hm, yes
my style is tongue kung fu!

[chorus]
oh woah oh
look who’s come through
best get out the way
this is tongue kung fu (oh oh)
we just rude
and we punch dudes
only here to drink some beer and touch b00bs
oh woah oh
look who’s come through
you best to run, this is tongue kung fu (oh oh)
we nuts too
and we crush crews
if you ain’t here to rock with us, then f+ck you

[verse 1: silibili & brains]
hey yo, lights, action, get your camera ready
when i swing my monster b+lls in the face of halle berry
already up for arson and burglary
cause i take sh+t too far like michael jackson in surgery
run from me, horror movie fl!ck lunatic
stupid kid tryna stab you with a wooden toothpick
i’m losing it
close my eyes and let my fists fly
silibil raps, joe pesci and this guy
hey yo it’s brains, johnny mnemonic
i’m quick to throw a chair out a hotel window with you on it
naked in the ladies room asking “who want it?”
then i hit the sperm bank, make a huge deposit
moronic and use to misfortune
this morning, a girl’s braces caught on my foreskin
warning, my rhymes are scorching
i wouldn’t have safe s+x if i had a condom endors+m+nt

[chorus]
oh woah oh
look who’s come through
best get out the way
this is tongue kung fu (oh oh)
we just rude
and we punch dudes
only here to drink some beer and touch b00bs
oh woah oh
look who’s come through
you best to run, this is tongue kung fu (oh oh)
we nuts too
and we crush crews
if you ain’t here to rock with us, then f+ck you

[verse 2: silibili & brains]
hey yo, i drink drink
til’ i don’t have a leg to stand on
and practice magic to turn myself into a tampon
trying to get my hands on any chick’s watermelons
i hated my boss so i slept with his daughter h+llen
i’m not a felon but i set off store alarms
any girls we meet, we tell em we p+rno stars
we come in peace, we mean no harm
we only cause fights with dudes that got no arms
(woop woop)
get the cops, i hit like a boxer
act the fool so well, i should win an oscar
i got you sp+ced out
live long and prosper
smashing up the place like an out of hand rock+star
jump off a bridge without a rope around my ankles
kids shouldn’t look up to me as an example
i walk in the place with my pants down low
slap a chick in the face, tap dance, and then go

[chorus]
oh woah oh
look who’s come through
best get out the way
this is tongue kung fu (oh oh)
we just rude
and we punch dudes
only here to drink some beer and touch b00bs
oh woah oh
look who’s come through
you best to run, this is tongue kung fu (oh oh)
we nuts too
and we crush crews
if you ain’t here to rock with us, then f+ck you

[verse 3: silibili & brains]
silibil, sili the kid, wild western
me and my rhymes stay tight like dyk+s wrestling
i step in and attack with all the evil
so crazy on my own i had to sack my alter ego
i wonder why i’m, such a funny guy my
head spinning like a bin in a tumble drier
okie dokie, as the world falls apart slowly
ladies forget your husbands if you want s+x phone me (brrr)
yo this is brains
and i’m sorry that you couldn’t get through
if you’re a guy get lost
if you’re a girl, leave your number and i’ll maybe hook up with you

[chorus]
oh woah oh
look who’s come through
best get out the way
this is tongue kung fu (oh oh)
we just rude
and we punch dudes
only here to drink some beer and touch b00bs
oh woah oh
look who’s come through
you best to run, this is tongue kung fu (oh oh)
we nuts too
and we crush crews
if you ain’t here to rock with us, then f+ck you

- silibil n brains lyrics

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