sirlkm - misdemeanors and felonies lyrics
[verse: cross]
i assault women no richard ramirez
if i was ugly as you i wouldn’t want to know what a mirror is
i don’t keep things minimal
i’m straight to the point no subliminal
retro is a pedo and he know, bullets hit him and he glow
left his dead body in chino i ain’t as good i’m better than duo lipo
i stay on the tempo i ain’t on that hemp tho
can’t say the same for retro
always lost with the instructions to lego
i switch up the flow into this beat i go
i ain’t bakugo tho im still a pro hero
i’m mexican but imma pass on the beer tho
hiding my crimes from the bureau
i already switched up the flow now to a new rhyme
which one should i do, i don’t know let’s flip a new dime
enough with the past were in new times
not talking new york
i have dreams of a big house with some cooking pork
maybe a nice house along the cali shore
a good life is what i want, is it too much to ask for
i don’t want to beg at everyone’s door
pass the houses with denial at every porch
nice car i’m thinking a porsche
give to the homeless those i won’t ignore
give to the church in the valley
give to the ones beat up in the alley
point is i wanna live big
maybe buy myself a sig sauer
i won’t let myself grow sour
i won’t fall like the twin towers
look at the flowers gunshot rings out
shouldn’t of been a coward
now you’re bleeding in the middle of the field
no banning tiktok and with that i yield
i make a name in every downtown
shoutout to nikado with all those pounds
bro can’t stop eating without discount
belly so big may need an ultrasound
tall hill big mound mount everest
bros bowels can’t ever rest
i’m at the top of, no i am the pinnacle
i may be slightly political
this beat is harder cause i gotta stay slow
cause usually when i’m on a beat i’m usain no bolt
all you need is a good producer
if you don’t then you’re just some stupid loser
that’s how the world works
if you don’t like i don’t but you can join the clerks
working 9+5
no thanks i’d like not being sleep deprived
[verse: sirlkm]
shot him with a shotgun like i’m playing fortnite
hacked his bank account and canceled his flight
sour like a lemon shoot my opps and drink some sprite
failing grade in english cause i don’t know how to write
walking down the street and i notice my opps
hire the slaves and make them farm my crops
cut my ankle monitor and race from the cops
after this line, you know the beat stops
wait bro bring it back
dropped my kid off never seen him again
call me ben cause all girls are 10
went to africa and stole all the gems
went to j+pan and inflated the yen
go back in time shoot native americans
opps hit me once now they got some arrogance
shot at my grandpa and make the inheritance
went to an orphan and asked where his parent is
got a speeding ticket so i’m robbin’ the bank
on these police 90s, i’m gonna crank
make my opps pirates and they walk the plank
went and robbed the army and i drove out in a tank
[verse: cross & sirlkm]
i was walking down the street then they shot me i asked why
they said i was black “no i’m not i’m white”
then called me racist and shot me in the back and i cried
“men can cry” they laughed at me in reply
that’s why i hate+ dude you can’t say that!
wait what do you mean i can’t say that word
thanks perfect i almost slipped, then i would be canceled and clipped
[verse: sirlkm]
orphan on life support i went and unplugged him
went to britain saw king charles and i mugged him
saw an opp at dinner so i snuck in and drugged him
homie lookin’ cute so i went up and su+
went to st. jude’s and i donated rocks
spend all this money and inflate the stocks
mail myself in an amazon box
found my opps location so i’m going down a couple blocks
call me faze kay cause i’m gonna save the kids
like its the good ol days i’m making some bids
scamming all these people yeah you know what it is
cops search me down like get out of my biz
cops take me down like its the towers
take down the opps cause i got the powers
you know there’s 18 cowboys in the showers
dig up all these graves like it was some flowers
wha+ police brutality!
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