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sketty - toaster lyrics

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(sketty can’t breath when he’s in the sink)

[intro]
gotta fire my joint up on this b+tch
young metro, young metro, young metro, three times
yea!

[chorus]
stick my d+ck in a toaster, it lowkey feel good
why do people only use this for food
only use this for bread, man what?
my d+ck turned red when i used it, so what?

i realized that the toaster was on five
if it was six, i prolly wouldn’t alive
or at least my d+ck would be…
it’d might’ve grown a few inches, that’d be…

[verse 1]
thank god it was only my d+ck, and not my b+lls
you could hear the scream echoing through the halls
my d+ck be curving upwards, it don’t follow newtons laws
you’re like rico rodriguez, just cause

i am always accepting of people’s flaws
except for the people who do not wash their b+lls
if global warming’s real, why does it hurt when i pee?
and it’s not ‘cus my tip is red, it’s because my tip is green
[bridge]
ooh! yeah! yeah!
ooh! yeah! yeah!

yeowch! yeowch! that really really hurt
yeowch! yeowch! that really really burnt
don’t stick your d+ck into a plug
or else it’ll feel like a very unwelcoming hug. (i know i’m getting it wrong, shut the f+ck up and suck my d+ck)

[verse 2]
stick my d+ck in a toaster, and it really feels great!
if i had to rate how it feels i’d give in eight! (i’d give it an 8!!!)
if global warming is real, why does it hurt when i p+ss? (f+ck!)
i’m begging please, i really need an answer to this

and i need it quick, i really need it fast
i also really need, a picture of your ass
and i’m gonna say please ‘cus i am polite
i just need something to jerk off to tonight

so robert, i’m asking, is it very grippy?
and another question, can i please get it for free?
i would put the chorus here, but i don’t know what to say
um, don’t judge me for sticking my d+ck in a toaster, it’s not g+y

it’s called experimenting with my identity
i pull up to robert’s house, and i stick my d+ck in he
i was taking a sh+t, and it hurt really bad
and i looked down, it was red, i was sad
[chorus]
stick my d+ck in a toaster, it lowkey feel good!
why do people only use this for food!?
only use this for bread, man what!?
my d+ck turned red when i used it, so what?

i realized that the toaster was on five!
if it was six, i prolly wouldn’t alive
or at least my d+ck would be, burned to a crisp
this b+tch sucked my d+ck so much, she developed a lisp!

[outro]
dun dun dun!

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