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skiddelz - crooked teeth lyrics

[intro]
hey, come check out this drawing i made!
(your drawing is crooked!)
my drawing’s crooked? (yeah!)
like your t++th?

[verse]
you could sketch a pentagram just biting your lip
sparks fly when you grind, like a welder’s grip
your tongue takes a detour just to let out a hiss
kiss somebody once, they leave with no lips
you cut your own tongue just l!cking your tooth
chew gum too hard—walruses start acting loose
your t++th do the cha+cha every time that you cough
even your dentist sends referrals—he gave up, walked off
colgate hit you with a legal attack
told you straight up, “stop using our pack!”
one morе brush and your molars might quit
even a beaver would call your bitе a misfit
only a blacksmith could fix that grill
or a priest with holy tools and time to k!ll
you need a prescription just to floss right
the tooth fairy put you on her blacklist overnight
goats flock to you when you flash that grin
your front t++th creak like a haunted inn
one chomp turns a steak into dust
gargling for you is a game of pure luck
flies treat your breath like a grand buffet
you shush too hard—your gums turn gray
got ptsd from a toothpaste ad
faint at the scent of a peppermint pad
tie yourself down just to brush with care
roll up your windows when a dentist is near
when you whisper, whales start to groan—
your t++th got sonar, straight unknown!

- skiddelz lyrics

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