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skiff - van wilder lyrics

verse 1:

let me get myself together
figure out what time it is
couple prominent girls chilling in all designer sh-t
one was thick, one was skinny displaying confidence
college kids
none of us thinking about the consequence
jumped out the bed but all the blankets were soaked
we either had a threesome or else the water bed broke
from the way she’s looking at me it was probably both
grab my books and my smoke
across the campus i float
didn’t make it to the dorm without seeing a couple p-ssed out
im the hardest white, you would think im sending packs out
im old school infused with animal house
jimbalouchie with a doobie bring the animal out
(see i’m)
childish no gambino
my jeans low
hoes love the fact that i’m single
my lingo
opens up the doors, preservate’s my rhyme scheme
cl-ss started 8 sharp, f-ck! its 9:19?
check my hygiene smelling like the night before
jersey party at the crib looking like a nike store
plus they like it raw
finished didn’t wipe it off
timid ’til the guinness had her giggling when lights when off

(hook)

verse 2:

i ride to my cl-ss in a gator
with papers
sitting in the back is a waiter
what flavor? of beacon skiff would you like dude?
delightful! nice view! didn’t treat me like this back in high school
probably while i’m here
going on my 10th year
only 10 o’ clock and i’m going on my 10th beer
i haven’t made a single cl-ss in a month
only thing thats getting p-ssed around me is the blunt
i am legend in this town
for a decade put it down
student body loves my sound
saw the dean gave a pound
what you mean, like a fist pump!?
na really gave a pound!
why else you think these motherf-ckers still keep me around!

(hook)

verse 3:

cutie spills a drink, as the bottle falls to the floor
i surface from my room in my drunkeness to explore
the nice silhouette, of a dike big old breast
with a nice little rep from the night before
the like “skiffs terrific!”
and your girls’ like belicheck, she never wants to kick it
im on that sl!ck tip
i autograph chicks t-ts with lipstick quick so take a twit pic
my rhymes sl!ck rick, pipe her at the picnic
dorm room, bedroom, she can ride a stick shift
out of place but i adjusted quick
im at the spot with your girl playing “just the tip”
everybody knows the way that, that game ends
thought i’d switch it up and went the back way in
hold-up!
talk my game, i toss the chick out the room, do the walk of shame
they say the real worlds coming, im afraid of it
so the life i’m living now must be fake and sh-t
so the rules don’t apply
if they did, still be high
know a couple people out there could relate to this! (hey!)

(hook x2)

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