skweezy jibbs - phat black women lyrics
[skweezy jibbs]
j felon
yeah
its ya boy skweezy jibbs
gonna run this track str8 thru
1 take
we gon do this 2010 style takin over
for da two oh 1 oh
1 time
praise jesus letz go
so i roll up outside of da platinum club
lookin 4 a little of dat rub a dub
maybe bring home a lady take her str8 2 da tub
make sure she aint negligent
give her junk an extra scrub
i like it clean
you know what i mean
get denied by da doorman
says he keepin it real
say he only let me in
for dem 20 dolla bills
tryin 2 impress him wit my playa sk!lls
only gettin in cuz i gave him some pills
now itz a little tricky when im gettin da ladies
cuz i aint got da cash or da crib or mercedez
but if theres 1 thing that im good at
an it aint 2 hard
itz pullin some tail at da t-tty bar
i sit down (rite up in front)
itz goin down (gonna get my sack l!cked)
but i gotz a frown (why playa)
cuz instead of da brown (what no black chicks)
i get a skinny -ss pasty b-tch
white as snow
an she tryin 2 act
like she in da kno
an she eyein my dollas
like she finna 2 rob
so skinny on dat pole
she like a shiskabob
im disgusted (eat a sandwich girl)
dat skinny ho is busted (clean it up)
cause im lookin 4 s-ss
an a big fat -ss
an dat skinny -ss pasty b-tch aint gonna p-ss
i need a phat black women
oo get on my d-ck
i need a phat black woman
give that gunt a l!ck
i need a phat black woman
girl u talkin 2 skweezy
i need a phat black woman
dats wat it take 2 please me
i need a phat black woman
an there aint no discussion
cuz when she ridin on top
i should b gettin concusions
i bop her t-tties like drums
cuz i love da percusions
she got a -ss so big
her dumps take triple da flushins
godamm!!!!!
i guess it all started back in 88
when i asked a girl 2 dance 4 a middle scool date
she was youn an cute an barely 13
an i was da king an she was my queen
an after da dance i went in 4 a kiss
an she turned her head an all i got was a miss
rejected i sat alone an cried
until one of my teaches ended up p-ssin by
she was phat
she wwas black
she was a woman (nasty)
mmmmm
she said ooo yong skweezy lifes 2 short to be sad
lemme tell u bout white girls they aint tryin 2 b bad
an i said oo mrs nelson wat do u mean
and she took her crinkly hand an put it on my peen
she sucked my d-ck!!!!
she fl!cked my nipples!!
she said im gon turn u into a man
just as long as u always understand
u need a phat black woman
i like my sugar dark
u need a phat black woman
my d-ck b chum an she b shark
i need a phat black woman
girl u talkin 2 skweezy
i need a phat black woman
stay away from white girls
i need a phat black woman an u kno how dis ends
when im all da way a granpa an im in da depends
an i b cranky an old in da retirment home
doin my sudoku til i hear da phone
i pick it up an i answer an wat do i hear
a voice dats like velvet
into my ear
h-llo im phat
say what
an im black
holy f-ck
now i kno dat u old an u finna die soon
but i thought id call u up an offer up my poon
u kno itz good
o f-k
u kno itz tasty
godd-mn
u kno itz hot
o sh-t
aint nothin pasty
h-ll yeah
an dats exactly how ill die
as she gettin me off
an she ridin me on top
an i let out a cough
an she b gettin so d-mn nasty she done make my d-ck broke
as i p-ss out an die from a plesure stroke
i got a phat black womn
sendin me 2 heaven
i got a phat black woman
cranked it up 2 11
god love them phat black woman
white girls got it all wrong
i love them phat black women
itz da end of da song
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