skyvboi - ready lyrics
so lemon, i think that diss track wasn’t even strong enough
your cat just seems like it could use a freaking more dang fluff
i got your face on my own pace now i’m an ace and you’re a disgrace
your cat goes to waste and also got chased
you declared war, you don’t know what i meant
sitting on the front porch until your cat got wet
what’s that scent? a money scent?
your cow just paid for your whole rent (cha-ching)
are you sure you know what you’re talkin bout?
my mom is more popular than your hotel, scout
lame is really such your game (8-bit wham)
all you ever want is fame (wow)
i mentioned you suck
go get a puck
when you get in trouble
your mom be like f-ck!
when you come back to the woods you get a freaking job
cause you know who bullies you – a minecraft mob! (cha-ching)
i may be a bully too but you were one way before me
catfish is your new nickname – you don’t really needa support me
i can go off on my own because i’m way way better than hvatte hotels
then, some idiot like you would bury sky resort in some sh-lls
your power just stinks – i can cast some better spells
you’re so weird and so dang ugly, yeah, it’s time to ring the bells (ding)
i got the most over you, and when you try to make some cash
your ‘long journey’ makes you end up with a rash
you’re not sanik, you just stink like freakin trash
when you fall back, i won’t help you, i’m faster than the flash (bang)
you look like a little [insert s word here] while blueberries are better
stop trying to achieve your goals, you’re trying to be a trendsetter
when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade
in your stupid life, f is your grade (you’re grounded!)
matey, you’re really trying to copy me, since you’re on the list of naughty
when you wake up next morning your cat will look disgusting and spotty
i also mentioned that i had your face, it looks like such a disgrace
last time you were with me, you really embraced (ew)
sky resort sky resort sky resort is good
hvatte hotels hvatte hotels hvatte sucks like a hood
and don’t even think about talking some dang sh-t
it’s only gonna k!ll you again, that’s it
once you get k.o.ed again by me
you’re likely to get stung by a bee..
are you ready for some fun?
do you need a few puns?
if you do, you’ll get none
you’re gonna be done
are you ready for some- x4
are you ready- x7
are you ready for some fun
yeah!
madds, you little 2 year old
playing guitar, acting like you’re bold
but that sounds so wrong, my name is jeffy thong
and i whack you with a lightsaber, like i hit a gong
even though you say hvatte will win
never count your chickens before they hatch – you sound thin
like your face is weird, just like your beard
even though you don’t have one, it sounds like you do
i’m offending you since you offended me
calling me a 5 year old – it’s obvious like one two three
you had an intention of doing that
stop acting like a stupid stupid freaking rat
never underestimate the power of a little kid
demonic idiotic is exactly how you lived
do you like a kitten? did you get bitten?
when this game is over you can finally go to britain
are you ready for some fun?
do you need a few puns?
if you do, you’ll get none
you’re gonna be done
are you ready for some- x4
are you ready- x7
are you ready for some fun
yeah!
this ain’t over when i got my pal rover
he gon k!ll you with a knife like stabbing – when you don’t have a clover
so lemme get the tea and throw it at your nose
your ugly dang boyfriend is too broke and can’t even buy you a rose
lemme get a wild cow so i can be gigantic
you just super slow while they call me sanik
when you jump into my rage mode then i’ll become volcanic
you go sinking on your ship as if it was the t-tanic
this ain’t over, matey, i count your pennies, you have eighty
not enough to outsmart me – i have a good friend who’s named katie
she will bust out onto you like you’re such a piece of poo
even though i’m almost finished with this, i’m still gonna call you a jew
you were extremely rude – i try to join you and you leave!
tomorrow when you wake up, i’ll bust into your house and sn-tch your weave!
i will get some pee juice and shove it down your sleeve
you don’t know what you expected, it was just some misbelieve
are you ready for some fun?
i
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