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sleaford mods - shelf life lyrics

[verse 1]
irie!
yeah, you’ve smashed it, mate
well trendy
mediocrity is in the city
and there’s a thousand words it wants to say to ya
well trendy
yeah, you’ve smashed it, mate
shelf life!

[verse 2]
wish i could go to another poor country in the sun
shake hands with all the locals
buy one of those multicolored frocks, lob it on
shelf life!

[verse 3]
proceed to pretend that i really like world music
arrange a few gigs
invite damien hirst and that other fat pr+ck
who’s got an even fatter daughter
to be honеst with ya, i ain’t biased
ya both make me sick
tracy [?]
shеlf life!
[verse 4]
well trendy
you’ve smashed it, mate
i’m currently wearing a trilby hat on a slant
sat behind a chas & dave style piano
singing “the lambeth walk” with the bass player outta the clash
well trendy
you’ve smashed it, mate
shelf life!

[verse 5]
acting all smug in e4 interviews
with the bass player outta the clash
good move
you’ve smashed it, mate
wish i had a drink problem, a beach boys haircut
moaning to the daily mirror ’cause ya have to get up in the morning
and play a guitar for lots of money without a drink
f+ck off!
try getting out of bed at four in the morning
with a crack problem, a cash problem, a real drink problem
like everybody else, f+cking deal with it!
prostitutes on the stairway looking at me like a mistreated cat
i can’t do anything for ya, darling, i’m sorry
i smash walls down like the incredible hulk
then i’ll just buy a pint and forget about it
ya can smell the wasted energy in any pub you walk into
blokes waiting for death with about £2.75 left
n0body asked for this life
so don’t f+cking blame me if i’m not living it right
well trendy
you’ve smashed it, mate
shelf life!
[outro]
yeah, wish i could put money into people’s bank accounts
conduct intelligent conversation, thoughtful text messages
mark, the only difference between you and me
is that i have stuck my d+ck in it
mark, i fed the monster, and she fed mine
you don’t even know me, and yet you pass judgment
just because you wanna stick your d+ck in it
mark… mark…
oi, mark, shut ya mouth!

- sleaford mods lyrics

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