slob boys - all you can eat lyrics
[intro]
daddy
it’s buffet time, baby
ha ha
[verse 1: squat daddy]
you might
you might
you might
you might
catch me at the arby’s
in the beef & cheddar rari
with the chain around my neck
looking like calamari
slob boys keep it saucy
sipping on that teriyaki
on a boat straight cheffing
but the boy ain’t yachty
charles barkley when i dunk
nuggets in at the buzzer
barbecue, honey mustard
getting drowned, getting smothered
kitchen working overtime
we ain’t letting them recover
lobster tail with the b-tter
looking like the last supper
make it splash, daddy’s slamming
i been playing with pogs, yeah
racks on racks of calories
a whole catalog, yeah
i got bread all around me
like a sausage dog, yeah
and a hundred gold rings
sonic the man-hog, yeah
[chorus]
bon appét-t
’cause this is all you can eat
we got the cheese and meat
the slob life elite, yeah
bon appét-t
’cause this is all you can eat
we got the cheese and meat
the slob life elite, yeah
[verse 2: squat daddy]
i got gas, i got trash
garbage truck be moving fast
iron gut like i’m tyson
i ain’t talking neil degr-sse
kool-aid man the way i crash
getting cheddar like i’m kraft
got buffets i’m trying to smash
then it’s right back to the trash
mayonnaise hurricane
daddy whipping it sloppy
chocolate f-dg- dump truck
dodging paparazzi
with the ice looking frosty
like i’ve been playing hockey
and the bars coming saucy
i’ve been spitting souvlaki
b-ttermilk all we know
my wrist eldorado
dumpster jet to colorado
on that rocky mountain flow
audio c-sserole
cooking in the studio
salsa plug down in mexico
tomato cargo, yeah
[chorus]
bon appét-t
’cause this is all you can eat
we got the cheese and meat
the slob life elite, yeah
bon appét-t
’cause this is all you can eat
we got the cheese and meat
the slob life elite, yeah
[verse 3: slobberknocker]
you might
you might
you might
you might
catch me in some mayo
shrimp and pork tornado
large greasy gut
looking like a winnebago
slob army revolution
now we worldwide, yeah
i once farted so loud
i made a girl cry, yeah
amber colored stains
when she looked at my thighs, yeah
dunked her in the h-llman’s
now you baptized, yeah
after that i took her to the wendy’s
ordered burgers in the 20’s
4 globs of mayo
please don’t offend me!
[outro: slobberknocker]
then she whispered in my ear: “this is all you can eat.”
“a slob was missing in my life now i feel complete, yeah.”
yeah
yeah
ohh yeah
yeah
yeah
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