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sloppy seconds music - pennsylvania guys lyrics

[intro]
greetings friends join us on a journey through pennsyltucky

[verse 1]
i know a place where the roads are filled with pot holes
snow kicks our -ss, and the salt destroys our vehicles
sippin’ yuengling lager, layin’ underneath a pine tree (look out for that pine cone)
meet my new friend, this is phil from punxsutawney

[pre-chorus]
you can fly to miami but nothin’s as fine as a halfway d-mn coastline
would you like to touch my python?
at clyde peeling’s reptileland, i’ll put it in your hand

[chorus]
pennsylvania guys we’re unforgettable
denim shorts and cotton tank top
deer head starin’ at you in my livin’ room
in pennsylvania, keystone pennsylvania
pennsylvania guys we’re just untouchable
thick mustache and ready to rock
philly represent, cheesesteaks are cookin’ up
in pennsylvania, keystone pennsylvania

[verse 2]
we clip a deer, scoop it up and have a picknic (venison’s my medicine)
my pops works at dorney park, and my ma’s a truck mechanic
we eat hoagies, middleswarth chips, and pierogies
bean soup and whoopie pies, and that sweet lebanon bologna

[pre-chorus]
we make chart toppin’ song hits
like unskinny and the pennsylvania polka
saint patty’s day up in scranton
sloppy wasted at seven am, handcuffed by twelve pm

[chorus]
pennsylvania guys we’re unforgettable
flannel shirts, suspenders on top
horse and buggy parked outside the grocery store
in pennsylvania, keystone pennsylvania
pennsylvania guys we’re so incredible
billy joel sings about allentown
pittsburg represent, i’ll take your can of pop
in pennsylvania, keystone pennsylvania

[bridge]
pennsylvania’s known all over the globe
even mr. rogers was born in latrobe
come and enjoy our five star cuisine
cheesesteaks, tastykakes, pork and beans
take a long ride down the hershey highway
pig out on saurkraut every new year’s day
go to dutch wonderland, milk a fake cow
fifteen miles down the erie c-n-l
amish people gettin’ freaky with no remourse
way down south in a town of intercourse
at the bloomsburg fair bought a carmal apple
got hoof and mouth disease from eatin’ raw scr-pple

[chorus]
pennsylvania guys we’re unforgettable
mining hat with flashlight on top
coal dust skin so dark who needs a tainin’ bed?
in pennsylvania, keystone pennsylvania
pennsylvania guys we’re highly physical
s-xy smile above our beer gut
wilkes-beere represent, we want amniesa back
in pennsylvania, keystone pennsylvania

[outro]
pennsylvania ([?])
philadelphia (north philly in the house)
king of prussia (shop, shop ’til you drop)
lakawana (tom clark’s in the back yard)
susquehanna (what’s up jessup?)
shenandoa (i love mrs. t’s)
west altoona (yo, yo mto)
east centralia
wow, that’s on fire! i seen it!

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