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slovakxolotl - french people lyrics

verse 1

hey…
yeah…
if you hate the french and think they look like poo…
then this song was made just for you…

yeah, i hate french people and i’m here to say
that i hate french people cause they make me pay, taxes
then they slap me with their axes
and make me need some laxatives
they shove their baguette where the sun don’t shine
and they splash me in the face with their special wine
and bread is the only thing on which they dine
go walk into the forest of pine…
chorus

verse 2

they are much too smart and they like to read
they read books that say “vladimir lenin peed”
but if you want to stop them then follow my lead
you have to chop off their necks like a stock of weed
then shove them in the ground just like a seed
and after you’ve done that dirty deed
there’s some advice you gotta heed
because those frenchies got a family to feed
sacrificing their children is what you need

awkward silence for a few seconds

chorus
i hate french people and i’m here to say
that they make me sad in a frenchie way
it’s very scary how they make me sob
i think dying slowly should be their job
i hate french people and i’m here to say
that all they do is ruin my day
i want to punch every one in the nose
when i see them wearing those frenchie clothes

verse 3

when you hate those people and want them dead
after all those frenchie things they’ve said
you stick in their pants a stick of lead
so that their wives they cannot wed
they deserve it ‘cause they make me toil
their voices sound like crinklin’ foil
so their heads are gonna be boiled
and shoved inside my porcelain toilet…
wait nothing rhymes with toile++

pre+chorus garbage

yes, i hate french people and i’m here to say…
that i hate french people and i’m here to say
that they should not be so happy and g+y cause
i hate french people and i’m here to stay
final chorus

i hate french people and i’m here to say
that they make me sad in a frenchie way
it’s very scary how they make me sob
i think dying slowly should be their job
i hate french people and i’m here to say
that all they do is ruin my day
i want to punch every one in the nose
when i see them wearing those frenchie clothes
i hate french people and i’m here to say
that they make me sad in a frenchie way
it’s very scary how they make me sob
i think dying slowly should be their job
i hate french people and i’m here to say
that all they do is ruin my day
i want to punch every one in the nose
when i see them wearing those frenchie clothes

with bad french accent: oui oui, baguette, croissant…my name is jean+luc roupchandelierbouns…hohoho raphael pass me some brioche…hoohoho

- slovakxolotl lyrics

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