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slu [norway] - uk pissings lyrics

verse 1:
i’m in the uk
just look at me
got five cans of lager
and completely carefree
i’m drinking a lot
i’m drinking with both hands
and when i am done i’ll go and buy some more cans

verse 2:
i am a drunk geezer
make no mistake
and there is only one single promise i will make
i will drink more than of all of you combined
my drinking stamina will proper blow your mind

chorus:
drunk in the uk (uk+p+ssings)
drunk in the uk (uk+sh+tfaced)
drunk in the uk (uk+p+ssings)
drunk in the uk (uk+sh+tfaced)

verse 3:
rolling up in a bus from reading
got sh+tfaced in my sister’s wedding
yo, slu pass me the cup
pass me blunt i’m lighting it up
will gеt drunk everywherе i am
the vatican or f+cking amsterdam
knew i had the virus before i got tested
went out, got drunk and then got arrested
verse 4:
mc p+ssface holdin’ it down
still am the drunkest geezer in town
two pillars on which my philosophy’s based
wanna get drunk, wanna wanna get blazed
throwing up all over the pavement
surely am in my right element
wanna get twisted?
it’s ok cuz m8 you’re f+ckin drunk in the uk

chorus:
drunk in the uk (uk+p+ssings)
drunk in the uk (uk+sh+tfaced)
drunk in the uk (uk+p+ssings)
drunk in the uk (uk+sh+tfaced)

verse 5:
five beers deep and i still want more
gotta get myself down to the store
gotta nick some, i’m gonna steal
then i’m gonna get behind the wheel
driving about like a lunatic
a bit more lager should do the trick
i’m making a scene, a bit of a fuzz
because i almost crashed with a f+cking bus
sound of sirens approaching me
was i caught on the cctv?
caught on camera in the shop?
getting rid of the evidence, bottoms up!
blue lights in my rearview
i’ve done it before and i know what to do
i’m speeding now and i’m getting away
and i’m gonna drink beer for the rest of the day
chorus:
drunk in the uk (uk+p+ssings)
drunk in the uk (uk+sh+tfaced)
drunk in the uk (uk+p+ssings)
drunk in the uk (uk+sh+tfaced)
drunk in the uk (uk+p+ssings)
drunk in the uk (uk+sh+tfaced)
drunk in the uk (uk+p+ssings)
drunk in the uk (uk+sh+tfaced)

- slu norway lyrics

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