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smooth mcgroove - my strenth lyrics

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i wake up every mornin’ and i drink green tea
i take a multivitamin i’m so healthy
i walk around outside while i soak up the sun
when i play lol i beat everyone

i eat raw vegetables everyday
and i juice fresh fruit ’cause i like the taste
i get my daily dose of bioflavenoids
cause i’m strong, and i wanna make some noise

yeah no one can match my strenth, my strenth, my strenth
yeah n0body can match my strenth, my super+human strenth

all the gamer girls wanna get with me
but i turn ’em all down because i’m so mean
my elo’s so much higher then theirs
and besides, they’re all jealous of my hair

i make straight a’s without even tryin’
professors call me out and say that i’m lyin’
when i tell em i don’t cheat on tests of papers
but like i care, they’re a bunch of haters

the dudes that play sports they don’t understand me
’cause they know if i tried out for the team
i’d excel in every single position
but that would only stray me from my mission
when i get home, i do three sit ups
three push ups
one pull up
then i get on the computer and play games all night ’cause i’m strong, and i wanna fight

yeah no one can match my strenth, my strenth, my strenth
yeah n0body can match my strenth, my super+human strenth
yeah no one can match my strenth, my strenth, my strenth
yeah n0body can match my strenth, my super+human strenth

i’m playing games, but i ain’t playing games
i don’t play games when i play games
mmm, no

(i don’t play games when i play games.)

everybody on my list wants to group with me
but i decline their invites ’cause i don’t need a team
i get quad+k!lls every single game
then i laugh in their face ’cause they’re all so lame

i pvp all day, i raid all night
i go to bed late ’cause it just feels right
n0body understands my metabolism
the way i live it breaks the system
i got a pet cat that watches me play
he picks up new tips every single day
i got him a laptop that fits his size
you would never believe the way his kitty eyes follow

every little player that comes on his screen
imagine the surprise of the opposing team
when they find out that they got destroyed by a cat
that was trained by the best, imagine that

i own every console that’s ever existed
beat every game you’ve ever seen listed
my inspiration comes from the games
that i played when i was young and couldn’t pr+nounce their names

but now that i’m a gladiator
and stomp all over the current meta
i keep my number one place on the ladder
everything else, it just don’t matter ’cause

no one can match my strenth, my strenth, my strenth
yeah n0body can match my strenth, my super+human strenth
yeah no one can match my strenth, my strenth, my strenth
yeah no one can match my strenth, my super+human strenth

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