smosh - sex turban lyrics
i bought this turban at a garage sale
and ever since then i’ve been an alpha male
there’s just something ladies love
about a big, s-xy turban
someone better hose me down
’cause i’m so hot, i’m burnin’
s-x turban
it’s a magical s-xual hat
s-x turban
i wouldn’t be caught dead in that
s-x turban
you put it on and all the ladies wanna s-x ya
s-x turban
alright, fine. do you have an extra?
not everybody knows
just how i get my hoes
whoa! s-xist!
not everybody knows
how to respectfully pursue a woman
that’s better
if you wanna get a lady in your bed
put a s-x turban on your head
s-x turban
it’s a turban made of s-x
s-x turban
my ancestors were oppressed!
s-x turban
no girl has ever touched me there
s-x turban
oh, ian, can i taste your hair?
at first i didn’t think
the turban magic was real
and now i’m covered in ladies
trying to cop a feel
it was cool at first
but now i’m feeling har-ssed
so now i’m gonna take it off
so they stop groping my -ss!
s-x turban
it’s a s-x hat made of cloth
s-x turban
you can never take it off!
wait! what?
death turban
if you take it off you’ll die
dude, what the f-ck?
death turban
just keep it on, don’t ask why
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