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smosh - ultimate douchebag medley lyrics

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as long as i’m wealthy
i’ll never be starving
never be homeless
never be broke
as long as i’m wealthy
my toilet is platinum
my toothbrush is rhino horn
wipe my -ss with gold
as long as i’m wealth wealth wealth wealthy, wealthy
wealth wealth wealth wealth wealthy, wealthy

one time
cops came into my house
and found a bunch of weed;
then i made my black friend
take the blame for me
one time
one time
one one time
one one tie tie time!

i got a bunch of tattoos (ay) got tattoos
if you read them
you can get clues. (you can get clues)
to what i had for lunch
sh-t dawg i got a bunch
on my neck
on my back
on my chest
on my abs
a bunch of tattoos

uh, uh
you love me
haha

i like to pee in buckets
and throw eggs at my neighbors
make kissy faces at the camera
spit on my fans and haters
i love selena gomez
but i love brazilian prost-tutes more
swaggy!
i like to pee in buckets!
ain’t no other words rhyme with more
i like to pee in buckets!
ain’t no other words rhyme with more

uh, uh
you love me
eh

i totally wish i was black
so people may say it and whack
totally wish, to-to-totally wish

and oh
i want to run all over the paparazzi
and oh
splatter them over the hood
of my two million dollar bugatti

and i was like
baby, baby, baby no
like baby, baby, baby oh
like!

swag my
swag my
sag my pants past my d-ck
oh yeah
past my d-ck
looks like i pooed in it
oh yeah
pooed in it
sag my pants past my d-ck
oh yeah
past my d-ck
looks like i pooed in it
oh yeah
pooed in it



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