snakebite126 - jax vs allan (the amazing digital circus vs smiling friends) lyrics
[intro]
snakebite rap battles!
jax
vs
allan
begin!!
[verse 1: jax]
caine, who’s that? you stooped to newgrounds
for the new cast and didn’t even choose zach
fine, you cute+sack i’ll spare a few raps
you precious little wacky inflatable youtube man
that voice from an ai? there’s no emotion!
racing with the hare’s a blowout talking like the tortoise
there’s no shots you’re unloading, mr. neurosis
you’re like pomni when you go on missions stuck with no clips
your job’s to make me smile, right? then have fun as my butler, freak
i’ll tip your clip box right over, make you pick up each piеce
if you don’t make like charlie’s nose and start sucking up to me
[verse 2: allan]
you can leave now, i see your stupid yellow mouth smirking
tell your toothbrush that some of us are working
dumb rabbit, you’re not very good at rapping
that means jax will be owned by allan
your show’s literally just a more slow smg
four more months and glitch will be more washed up than gwimbly
was the 401k at the far subpar?
ran away to the circus and yet you still get milked by content farms
stick to ragging on ragatha or strangling
or clowning on pomni or i’ll speak with caine
about your hr violations you’re getting left in my dust like i’m jason
[bridge: jax, allan & strabe]
what is that thing? that looks strange
shut the+ shut the f+ck up
(they all start arguing)
[verse 3: jax allan]
shotgun! i’m driven by wreaking havoc
make a stiff chump jump and i feel fantastic
you’ll give “gen z brain rot” a new meaning, allan
more of that abstract torture soon, you’ll be abstracting
oh, that’s beautiful, cheesus. that’s a great pic
for a first crucifixion, wow! they nailed it
help me! one sec, we’ll talk later
look! i made a bland wallpaper character my wallpaper!
[verse 4: athiest allan allan]
you’re a real assh0l+, we’re different
got every key except the one for not being a d+ckhead
who won’t let anyone see what’s hiding past your walls?
if you hate yourself so much, stop being a cornball
and leave me alone, squeeze attention from pim now
cause i won’t spare your feelings and you’re not hard to pin down
grow up! no one trusts you! wanna be the game’s mini+boss so bad?
don’t be shocked, no one wants you
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
snakebite rap battles!
yes!
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