sorry mom - i fucked yr mom lyrics
[verse 1]
so, like, i knew your mom was hot, um
because i always saw her
at the pta meetings, um
ya know she’d come by the high school
and i just thought she was so f+cking cute
for a mom, ya know?
and i guess i got a little older
and i grew up a little
and i guess she grew up a little, too
and boy your mom ages like a fine wine
doesn’t she?
so the other night
me and your mom actually went out
for this really good seafood dinner
and i treated her to the works, ya know?
i treated her like a princess
because your mom deserves it
and then, after that
i took your mom home
and i bent her over my desk
and i f+cked the sh+t out of your mom
and god she f+cking loved it
[pre+chorus]
i f+cked your mom
i f+cked your mom
[chorus]
i f+cked your mom! (x6)
[verse 2]
so yeah, it’s, like
funny you mention that actually
cause last summer
i was working at the country club
ya know, your mom comes in
and she’s, she’s funny because
ya know, all the other moms
they wear one+pieces
and she’s always in that bikini
do you know what i mean?
yeah, anyways
so i was a lifeguard
and sometimes she’d, ya know
swim during adult swim
and she’d stare at me
and i’d go in with her
cause, ya know
the lifeguards are allowed to
and one time she was staying really late after
and the kids had already gone home
and i bet you were in bed
yeah, i bet you were in bed
and she was in mine
yeah, i f+cked your mom, too
[pre+chorus]
i f+cked your mom
i f+cked your mommy
and she loved it!
[chorus]
i f+cked your mom! (x15)
[outro]
hi sweetie, it’s mom
i just wanted to let you know
that i’m gunna be home
a little late tonight, so
don’t wait up
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