sound on sound productions - the incredible hump lyrics
[intro]
now if we had a hump marathon
who would outhump the humper?
and who would outpump the pumper?
and who would outrump the rumper?
well, the humper would outhump the pumper and the rumper
and the rumper would outpump the humper and the rumper
and the rumper would outrump the humper and the pumper
rumpity+rump, out with who?
pumpity+pump, out with who?
rumpity+rump, out with who+who+who?
would win the hump marathon?
[verse 1]
we made a dance, it is brand new
sincerely yours, from us to you
it’s not the rock, stank, freak or bump
it’s our new dance, it’s called the hump
we’re qualified with a degree
to teach you how to h+u+m+p
shock the do it
shock the do it
shock
[verse 2]
a definition of the hump
a reciprocating motion with your humps
and you must enjoy it
[verse 3]
throw down (throw down), throw up (throw up)
the time has come to learn the hump
throw down (throw down), throw up (throw up)
the time has come to learn the hump
guys grab a girl, girls grab a guy
it’s time to learn the hump so don’t be shy
just stand up straight and put your hips in gear
send a message to your mind and you have no fear
now if you’re ready to hear, ho
say lower the bass, just let your body flow
shift your hips into high and back to low
you go back and forth in stereo
[?] still scared
once you do the hump you got to do it again
you go in and out and back and forth
you hump it the south and you hump it to the north
[verse 4]
ladies swerve your hips, fellas curve your backs
the f+c+c can’t change that
so why not hump with the cat in the hat?
it’s like learning the hump without a safety mat
don’t hump too fast ’cause you can burn
your hip to the ground, it’s not easy to learn
but when you learn it well you can hump with me
to the be+bop, the beat, the beat, the bop+be
so hump with the person of your favorite choice
you do the hump dance and then you rejoice
then you move your hips all up and down
’cause when you do the hump you’ll never frown, woof!
[verse 5]
if the funky music has entered your hips
believe in the hump and take a little trip
if the funky vibes hit you in your thighs
then turn into a rainbow and hump the sky
down the rainbow we will go
you’re gonna hump it fast or you can hump it sow
i can’t explain it any more, i gotta hesitate
dj, please, give us a break!
[chorus]
do you wanna do the hump?
make you wanna do the hump
do you wanna do the hump, huh?
do you wanna do the hump?
make you wanna do the hump
do you wanna do the hump, huh?
do you wanna do the hump?
make you wanna do the hump
do you wanna do the hump, huh?
do you wanna do the hump?
make you wanna do the hump
do you wanna do the hump, huh?
[verse 6]
sound on sound is our name
and the hump dance is our claim to fame
a twinkle’s a twinkle and a star’s a star
we’re about to tell you just who we are!
well i’m the man master m+i+x+e+r
and i’m daddy wright, your future star
i’m the f+r+e double d+i+e+g
and i’m the p+r+i+n+c+e
and i’m mr. ike, your cool mc
ooh, i’m a t+h+e, s+i+r+e
and i’m keith the thief with an e after t
and with a little bit of humping we’ll set you free!
[verse 7]
like a baby says “goo”, a baby says “ga”
everybody say “ooh+ah”
say “ooh+ah” (ooh+ah!)
say “ooh+ah” (ooh+ah!)
say “ooh+ah, i want a piece of pie, say the pie too sweet”
come on, up and down
big hump beat, big hump beat
just jam to the rhythm of the hump beat
if you’re highly motivated let your mouth partic+p+te it
say “i hump the air” (i hump the air!)
say “i hump the air” (i hump the air!)
we hump and pump beyond compare
we do it everyday of the year
like a tire is pumped and a bumper is bumped
everybody’s jam, hump pump
jam hump, pump (hump, pump)
jam hump, pump, hump+hump the hump the hump as you hump the pump
slam dunk, feel the heat
you get on up and reach your peak
say she (say she!) you need (you need!)
just hump the air to the beat (to the beat!)
say she (say she!) you need (you need!)
just hump the air to the beat (to the beat!)
do the rock, the be+bop, the boogity bop
all i ever wanted to do was the hump
i said rock, the be+bop, the boogity bop
all i ever wanted to do was the hump
[verse 8]
now when the people try to hump the way that we do
we make headlines for the daily news
and people start to hump from coast to coast
we make headlines for the washington post
when people start to rap with our new rhymes
we make headlines for the la times
check it out, chicka+chicka, whatcha be about?
dj, one more time!
[verse 9]
now we got it, and you need it
and we’re gonna share with you
you see, sound on sound made a brand new dance
that we’re gonna teach you to do
so if you like what you see don’t close your eyes
you just throw your hands up to the sky
and just move your body to our new creation
and if you don’t know how, here’s an explanation, the hump!
[bridge]
sound on sound
on top of sound!
sound on sound
on top of sound!
[verse 10]
you heard our rhymes, they’re good as gold
now we’re singled out, our story’s told
so we’re the lucky seven to make you move your feet
with that super funky groovalistic humpin’ kinda beat
d+a+d+d+y w+r+i+g+h+t
see daddy wright is my name with degrees in humpetry
so everybody, are you ready to hump?
a+don’t feel [?] ’cause you don’t have to jump
just move you feet and the rest of your body
and everybody, just a+party hearty
[verse 11]
like elmer fudd chasing his silly rabbit
this new hump dance can become a habit
once your waist starts to move and you just can’t stop
spend your money, honey, at my hump workshop
see i’m the man master mixer, i’m the king of the mix
so let’s sit down and talk politics
we can talk about the weather, we can talk about the time
or we can talk about the meaning of my hump rhym
[verse 12]
i’m well+versed in the humping arts
i got my degree while pushing your cart
a cart has slipped from my hands
and that’s when i made the mummy hump dance
you start to dance by standing up straight
then you bend over, like you’re picking up a crate
someone comes over and kicks you in the rump
then your middle shoots out into the hump
[verse 13]
and i’m freddie g, the professor director
of the brand new hump school
jumpin’ out my back just to let you know
that i’m chic and i’m ever so cool
i hold a phd in humpology because i pump, yes, the most tastefully
as an expert, in my own right
yes enroll in my class, day or night
to hump or not to hump, yes that is the question
with freddie g the professor director, you’ve had your first session
[verse 14]
mr. ike to the rescue
and i’m the m+r the i+k+e
young lady come and hump with me
all the young ladies, i got it made
’cause i’m the number one on the hit parade
say you can hop and you can skip
i keep all the fly girls on the tip
i say you can leap or you can jump
come on fly girls and do the hump
now if you think this song is perverted
oh baby, you’re a fool, see
the hump is just a brand new dance from w+e+b cool, yes
it’s g, and not x+rated (but why?)
’cause my mama won’t buy it baby
see, humpin’ is just like havin’ an affair
you leave your clothes on and romance the air
[verse 15]
i am your sire with such desire
sent by the humpers on blazin’ fire
but whatever i do, no matter time or day
i hump the air to cool this way
for i am for hire, signed your sire
sincerely yours, ron [?]
[outro]
throw your derriere way up in the air
say you hump to the rhythm like you just don’t care
like hide and go+seek (huh!)
it’s not who you find, it’s what you seek
you see ain’t nothin’ wrong with that hump, so hump!
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