south park - taco flavoured kisses lyrics
mall employee: what kinda song do you want?
j lo: something hot and spicy!
-country/rock music-
j lo: spicier!
-beach music-
j lo: spicier!
-mexican music-
j lo: burrito taco taco! burrito taco, taco taco!
don’t think that just because i gotta lot a money,
i’ll give you taco-flavoured kisses, honey;
to fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!
taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco!
to fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!
taco taco!
record co. guy#1: she’s fantastic! who is she!?!
record co. guy#2: believe it or not, her name is jennifer lopez!
record co. guy#1: well that makes sense! she reminds me of j lo!
record co. guy#2: yeah, but she’s younger and spicier!
j lo: taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco!
record co. guy#1: i don’th think j lo would like it very much if
we signed this new girl.
record co. guy#2: no, you’re right…we’re gonna have to fire j lo!
recording studio
recording guy: all right, ms. lopez, let’s take it from the top!
-music starts-
j lo: baby, lets make a run for the border,
i got a hunger only tacos can stop!
i know exactly what i’ll order:
3 tacos, 2 tostados and a soda pop!
record co. guy#1: gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit!
j lo: i need to make a run for the border!
if you’ll pay i’ll take off my top!
do you remember what i want to oder?
3 tacos, 2 tostados and a soda pop!
yeah, and don’t forget the hot sauce, cholo!
the next day…
j lo: oh ben, i’m so happy; the cool breeze blowing through
my hair in your s-xy automobile!
ben: let’s spend the whole day together!
j lo: oh, ben, you are so perfect! so spectacular in every way!
you bring light into my life ben;
you almost make me forget all about…tacos!!!
ooo, tacos so good! in my tummy: yummy yummy,
give me more!
i love you ben you almost make me forget about…tacos!
ben’s car…
ben: jenny, i have to tell you something…i-i think i love you!
j lo: aw, i love you too, ben! but…
ben: but what?
j lo: but what if you still have feelings for the sl-t with the large -ss?
-car parks-
ben: i still care for her, but you just have so much more going on…
up here!
j lo: aw ben…ben!
ben: jenny, can i kiss you?
cartmanl: no!!!!!
j lo: yes! oh yes, ben, kiss me!
cartman: ah, god dammit!
…..
cartman: ah!…ah, dude!
ben: mmm, just like tacos!
j lo: taco flavoured kisses for my ben!
ben: you’re so hot, baby!
j lo: i make you hot, ben?
ben: mmm, yeah!
…..
ben: oh, jenny -zipper- oh jenny!
j lo: ….ben…
ben: oh, god, jenny!!!!!
j lo: -m-ffled- oh, ben, my darling!
cartman: ah!!! sick!!!! ah, thats it! we’re leaving now!!!!
-car door opens and slams-
ben: but i love her!!!
j lo: ben!!!
ben: jenny! jenny…i’ll call you!
j lo: -fading- i love you ben!!!
recording studio
-music-
j lo: ooo, baby baby! can i have your tacos?
those tacos sure look good!
i’m just jenny from the hood!
ooo, can i have your tacos?
poor i- stop! stop stop!
-music stops-
what the h-ll is wrong with you?
you cholos cannot even keep a beat!
i deserve better than this! i am jennifer lopez!
where is my water?!?!
-throws water bottle-
not avion!! paligrino, you stupid b-tch!!!
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