sparkle*jets uk - 10 inches lyrics
[verse 1]
when i was a boy, about nine years old
i was mistreated down to my soul
my mother would feed us only dinty moore stew
my father told me cats were dogs and that red was blue
[chorus]
but that explains everything
that explains it all
of why you’re such a d+ck to me
and why you’re 10 inches tall
[verse 2]
when i was a girl, about twelve years old
i was in the seventh grade at a junior high function
i finally worked up the nerve to ask some boy to dance
he said because i was too good at math, i didn’t stand a chance
[chorus]
but that explains evеrything
that explains it all
of why you’re such a d+ck to me
and why you’rе 10 inches tall
[bridge]
it’s your fault i’m not functioning
and unhappy at my job
it’s somebody’s fault that i can’t cope
and they’re gonna pay in a big way
i’m uptight, always something to do
it’s your fault i’m not functioning
and you’re gonna pay in a big way
[verse 3]
sometime last week, i was now 47 years old
i thought i’d died and gone to h+ll and not heaven
[?] my eyes, [?] i see
she said i have three eggs, let’s have them with tea
[chorus]
but that explains everything
that explains it all
of why you’re such a d+ck to me
and why you’re 10 inches tall
that explains everything
that explains it all
of why you’re such a d+ck to me
and why you’re 10 inches tall
only 10 inches tall
you’re only 10 inches tall
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