special ed - crazy lyrics
(you must be crazy)
[ verse 1 ]
one day, let’s just say that i was bored
i went for a ride in my new accord
sucker mc’s were standin outside
talkin bout, “yo ed, let me get a ride”
i said, “you’re already ridin on mine”
he raised his tone, and out came the chrome from behind
(better back up, n-gg-) “now continue with yourself
and don’t step any further, cause it’s bad for your health
and your wealth and your future
cause i don’t wanna have to shoot ya” – (booya!)
and then i went into the store
i wanted some chips, it’s a dollar for 4
i gotta get some juice and a loosey
i used to smoke, now it’s only 1 or 2, see?
i’m not a bad guy, but i got bad habits
i was raised in the place where they grab it
if they want it (brooklyn) but i’m not a thief
plus i’m not a punk, so don’t pop junk or beef
what?
you must be crazy
(you must be crazy)
[ verse 2 ]
i pay for the goods and i make my exit
i walked out the door, and i saw some legs, it
looked like cheese that i knew
>from around the way or maybe from my brother drew
it can’t be the rest, because the others are older
looked like a nice slice, tapped her on the shoulder
(excuse me) she turned around, started to stare
grabbed at my hat, said, “let me see your hair!”
i said, “there won’t be none of that, at least not here”
she said, “my man is always snoring, and he’s boring”
i said, “so what? you’re out here whoring?
what you think you’re doing?
i ain’t tryin to ruin no relationship
honey dip, get a grip”
cause that’s the kinda fan i can’t stand
when she wanna get wreck and still got a man
so if you got a girl, you better watch her
because love is blind (got that -ss) gotcha
(think i’m crazy)
(you must be crazy)
[ verse 3 ]
well now, i got around the way and i just couldn’t wait
(why? ) today mom said that she was cookin peppered steak
i parked the ride, and as i stride down the ave.
i said, “oh my, what big thighs you have”
to a slice of cheese and cut-off shorts
she said, “ain’t you special ed?,” i said, “but of course
but that’s not the matter at hand
do you have a man? do you understand?
what i’m tryin to say is, well,? i’m a little shy
she said, “why, you’re an attractive guy
plus i seen your videos, all four of them
can i be in one of them if you have more of them? ”
i said, “yes, there’s one next week
come to the crib so we can speak”
she came over 3 days later
and i laid her
(you must be crazy)
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