spencer spencer - russian band stand lyrics
welcome to russian band stand
dis is your host, nikita clarkchev
in russia almost everybody watches russian band stand
[machine gun fire]
now everybody watches russian band stand!
heh, heh, heh
next is number one song in russia
[gibberish russian song]
(but we don’t like that song! )
you got to like that song, it’s number one song!
(but we don’t like…)
[machine gun fire]
who else doesn’t like that song?
(i don’t like…)
[machine gun fire]
(… any… other… song)
too late, comrade!
now, anybody else don’t like?
(we like that song)
all right, now a word from our sponsor
you better listen!
play that stroganoff, new schwachling cigarette
each cigarette two puffs
that’s all you got time for
work twenty two hours a day, so cline
is only cigarette with microphone filter
so be careful comrade, secret police are listening
is only cigarette i smoke, right comrade mamarelichev?
right, is only cigarette you can buy
next on russian band stand is country’s number one singing star, nikita presleychev
what are you going to sing, nikita?
[gibberish russian song]
no, that’s wrong song
[machine gun fire]
tomorrow we have new number one singing star
tomorrow we have new number one song
hey comrade, we are secret police
tomorrow we have new host on russian band stand
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