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spike jones and his city slickers - camptown races lyrics

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-instrumental of “camptown races”-

[uncle spike jones]
luther?

[cousin luther roundtree]
[unknown]

[uncle spike jones]
what are you looking so sad for?

[cousin luther roundtree]
well, uncle spike, you’re so mean to me, how do you expect me to look?

[uncle spike jones]
how can you say i’m mean to you? you know there ain’t a word of truth in that! why, i wouldn’t hurt a fly! why, even the dogs l1ck my hands when i walk down the street!

[cousin luther roundtree]
well, if you’d wash your hands after you eat, that wouldn’t happen!

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[cousin luther roundtree]
uncle spike, did i tell you about going reindeer hunting?

[uncle spike jones]
no, how’d you make out?

[cousin luther roundtree]
well, the first day, i seen one deer and shot two dogs

[uncle spike jones]
that’s a good start! what happened the next day?

[cousin luther roundtree]
i seen two deer and shot four dogs

[uncle spike jones]
terrific! what happened the last day?

[cousin luther roundtree]
i took out a deer and hunted for dogs

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[cousin luther roundtree]
uncle spike, did i tell you about the bad accident i had today?

[uncle spike jones]
no, what happened?

[cousin luther roundtree]
well sir, i was in a great big h-ssle to get down here at the studio, and a feller stepped out in front of me, and i run over him before i could stop

[uncle spike jones]
well, what’d you do then?

[cousin luther roundtree]
i turned around and hollered, “hey, you, look out!”

[uncle spike jones]
well, what’d the feller do?

[cousin luther roundtree]
he raised up and said, “what’s the matter, are you coming back?!”

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[cousin luther roundtree]
uncle spike, did you hear about my aunt been awful sick?

[uncle spike jones]
no, luther, she’s not really sick: it’s all in her mind! she just thinks she’s sick!

[cousin luther roundtree]
well, she had a nervous breakdown!

[uncle spike jones]
no, luther: it’s all in her mind! she just thinks she had a nervous breakdown!

[cousin luther roundtree]
yeah? well, anyhow, she thinks she’s dead now

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