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spike jones - never hit your grandma with a shovel lyrics

oooh! never hit your grandma with a shovel
it makes a bad impression on her mind
(on her mind)
in a better way impart
all the love things in your heart
for it’s possible she may retort in kind
(retort in kind)
remember granny’s known you since a baby
and even though in fun, could prove a shock
(prove a shock)
so respect her aged head,
stay the shovel and instead
paste your dear old, sweet old grandma
with a rock.

a grandma, with her grandchild,
sat by the kitchen door
of a quaint old fashioned house built long ago
the little l-ss grew restless
as on the evening wore
for she felt the time was fleeting very slow
“i must do something” cried the girl,
and seized the nearby spade
but a p-ssing stranger blocked her swing
whilst these wise words he said

oh! never hit your grandma with a shovel
it makes a bad impression on her mind
in a better way impart
all the love things in your heart
for it’s possible she may retort in kind
remember granny’s known you since a baby
and even though in fun, could prove a shock
(prove a shock)
so respect her aged head,
stay the shovel and instead
paste your dear old, sweet old grandma
with a rock.
(a great big rock)

- spike jones lyrics

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