spike jones - siam lyrics
you can look this wide world over,
you can search both land and sea,
but you’ll never find another man like me.
if you listen to my story i will tell you who i am,
i’m the greatest man in siam, yes i am.
i’m the greatest man in siam, yes i am.
there’s no greater man in siam than i am.
oh, when i go walking by the women all give me the eye,
i’m the greatest man in siam, yes i am.
oh no you ain’t! oh yes i am!
oh no you ain’t! oh yes i am!
i’m the greatest man in siam, yes i am.
why, i’ve got sixteen double chins,
i’m father of siamese twins,
i’m the greatest man in siam, yes i am.
i’m the fastest man in siam, yes i am.
there’s no faster man in siam than i am.
lightning don’t scare me a bit,
’cause i can dodge before i’m hit.
i’m the fastest man in siam, yes i am.
oh no you ain’t! oh yes i am!
oh no you ain’t! oh yes i am!
i’m the fastest man in siam, yes i am.
when i call on my sweetheart,
i get there long before i’m start.
’cause i’m the fastest man in siam, yes i am.
i’m the richest man in siam, yes i am.
there’s no richer man in siam than i am.
i wear diamonds on my nose,
and platinum toe nails on my toes.
i’m the richest man in siam, yes i am.
oh no you ain’t! oh yes i am!
oh no you ain’t! oh, what’s happening?
i’m the richest man in siam, yes i am.
i’ve got castles filled with gold,
liquor 99 years old,
i’m the richest man in siam, yes i am.
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