spm - hotel lady (skit) lyrics
[people talking in background:]
[laughing:]
[phone rings:]
[south park mexican:]
hold up dawg.
that’s the manager man, hold on, let me see who this is.
dope house.
[woman on phone:]
h-llo? this is the front desk & it’s way past your checkout time.
[south park mexican:]
what? hold on, is this really the front desk?
[woman:]
yes sir, this is the front desk & you need to leave or pay another day.
[south park mexican:]
man, that is amazing. i didn’t know a front desk could talk.
[people in room laughing:]
[south park mexican:]
i tell you what. i’m a go downstairs & if the front desk starts talkin’ to me i will leave that second, i promise.
[woman:]
sir, i will call the police if you don’t leave.
[south park mexican:]
what you mean? your a front desk that has hands too? d-mn! that’s amazin’!
[man in room:]
tell ’em for them too make us breakfast then!
[woman on phone:]
sir, we’re not playing.
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