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spooge - tiberius lyrics

stardate 8667, subset .5
marijuana has been legal for centuries now
that is since the short century after the third world war

these are the voyages of the thc enterprise
bowly going where no man has gone before
except for when i, tiberius ruled

fire

lieutenant uhura spank it i am your father she’s gonna blow aye aye
sir can you make it last a long long time how long would you like it
to last forever spank it forever
jim bones darth exploding brother uhura sp+ce chick kirk

what the fock, mr. spock, uhura needs a vulcan hand
while i run this battleship
mr. sulu, fill the bridge with marijuana gas
and follow that sonar blip
bones, i’m stoned and what is more i feel impending doom
stormtroop forever after me
could it be on the radar screen that small planet called the
deathstar
and vadar wants to talk to me
james t. there is nothing you can do
to save galactica, the ceylons are doomed
we fire on them soon so just kick back and view
the power of the darkside
james t. don’t stop the attack we must make
darth and luke get all the glamour while we’re just lost in sp+ce
by your command
grunt captain’s log captain kirk can feel the force flowin’ through him
foul stench what an incredible smell you’ve discovered
i recognized your foul stench
the force is strong in this one grunt
captains log
kirk spock obi wan princess solo wookie leah darth

the captain’s sitting on the toilet
smoking a doobie and viewing the conflict
on his private viewing screen between
the empire and the lesser known show from tv
so he tells chekov through his communicator
to put him through to both parties
and warns him in a low death type voice
very dramatic of what will happen if they act foolhardy
now listen closely, time to stop stoning
and start to make love not war by thinking stoney
we, the enterprise have a pot bomb that
when it explodes will change your warlike ways
and i wait for the right moment to order
fire

and the bomb explodes on the deathstar and galactica
marijuana, smoke clogging phasers
vadar’s voice gets low, ceylon’s one red eye glows
war is now a joke, laser’s are tracers
tiberius saves the day and saves a blunt or two to smoke at
the enterprise bridge party
vadar gives flowers to a ceylon they make rebel whoopie
the galaxy’s a roman orgy

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