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squat daddy - all you can eat lyrics

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[intro]
daddy

it’s buffet time, baby
ha ha

[verse 1: squat daddy]
you might
you might
you might
you might

catch me at the arby’s
in the beef & cheddar rari
with the chain around my neck
looking like calamari

slob boys keep it saucy
sipping on that teriyaki
on a boat straight cheffing
but the boy ain’t yachty

charles barkley when i dunk
nuggets in at the buzzer
barbecue, honey mustard
getting drowned, getting smothered

kitchen working overtime
we ain’t letting them recover
lobster tail with the b-tter
looking like the last supper

make it splash, daddy’s slamming
i been playing with pogs, yeah
racks on racks of calories
a whole catalog, yeah

i got bread all around me
like a sausage dog, yeah
and a hundred gold rings
sonic the man-hog, yeah

[chorus]
bon appétit
’cause this is all you can eat
we got the cheese and meat
the slob life elite, yeah

bon appétit
’cause this is all you can eat
we got the cheese and meat
the slob life elite, yeah

[verse 2: squat daddy]
i got gas, i got trash
garbage truck be moving fast
iron gut like i’m tyson
i ain’t talking neil degr-sse

kool-aid man the way i crash
getting cheddar like i’m kraft
got buffets i’m trying to smash
then it’s right back to the trash

mayonnaise hurricane
daddy whipping it sloppy
chocolate fudge dump truck
dodging paparazzi

with the ice looking frosty
like i’ve been playing hockey
and the bars coming saucy
i’ve been spitting souvlaki

b-ttermilk all we know
my wrist eldorado
dumpster jet to colorado
on that rocky mountain flow

audio c-sserole
cooking in the studio
salsa plug down in mexico
tomato cargo, yeah

[chorus]
bon appétit
’cause this is all you can eat
we got the cheese and meat
the slob life elite, yeah

bon appétit
’cause this is all you can eat
we got the cheese and meat
the slob life elite, yeah

[verse 3: slobberknocker]
you might
you might
you might
you might

catch me in some mayo
shrimp and pork tornado
large greasy gut
looking like a winnebago

slob army revolution
now we worldwide, yeah
i once farted so loud
i made a girl cry, yeah

amber colored stains
when she looked at my thighs, yeah
dunked her in the h-llman’s
now you baptized, yeah

after that i took her to the wendy’s
ordered burgers in the 20’s
4 globs of mayo
please don’t offend me!

[outro: slobberknocker]
then she whispered in my ear: “this is all you can eat.”
“a slob was missing in my life now i feel complete, yeah.”
yeah
yeah
ohh yeah
yeah
yeah

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