ssundee - christmas diss track (ft. lyrics
ho ho ho! (is what your mom calls you)
my name is ssanta ssundee (get ’em ssanta)
and, ’tis the season to give the disses to the misses (who’s that?)
crainer degenerous (you’re a girl)
i’ll be sure to wrap some burn in your ointment presents this year, crainer (this one’s gonna burn!)
let’s p-ss the mic to ssundee
what’s good, crainer? (what’s good?)
so i hears that you have an obsession with my hair. (it’s true!)
maybe you also have an obsession with my wheelchair
yeah, you know my wheelchair!
yeaaaaaaaa!
i got it, ssanta!
talkin’ about my hair
but i don’t care
i’m gonna own your derriere
your disses can’t compare to the fire that i spit from this wheelchair (hooooo!)
and speaking chairs, crainer…
maybe you should go grab one and get in line for that twitter verification you’ve been wanting, (ha ha!)
cuz it’s not coming
oh, and also…
how’d that last pixelmon battle go?
yeah you remember that
you have yet to win
that pixelmon battle is the story of your life
even your future wife knows that my disses cut like a knife (ouch!)
your life is sad, crainer
even someone with no brainer
would know that your videos are only good cuz i’m the entertainer
oh my gosh, ssundee, calm down!
geez, this is for christmas!
merry christmas, everyone!
and happy holidays!
except you, crainer!
let’s do it!
crainer, you’re so stupid that you look like an idiot! (stupid idiot!)
you tried to win in pixelmon and you lost! (rekt)
if i tried to spell your name after this diss
it would be cl…clainler
because of all the l’s you take!
-fart- oops, sorry, i, i just farted! (my bad!)
that’s odd, this fart smells just like crainer’s breath!
-laugh- let me give you a hand, derp ssundee!
let me take one more shot!
p-ss me the mic one last time
for my last few diss lines
that will break your backspine
and put us on dateline
and you know what dateline is, crainer
it’s that news show about murder
cuz i just murdered this diss
now let me give you one more sign
that you can’t beat me online
you say your channel is fine
but we both now, it’s like vine
it’s dead
j…just move on
go to mcdonald’s!
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