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stacked like pancakes - taylor swift lyrics

[intro: kellen mckay]
taylor swift
“is this a single take ’cause”
“i’d jump on his”
“see what you’ve done”
everybody please welcome nirvana!
[?]
son of a b+tch
[?]

[skit]
dear diary, oh my god i love chad, oh my god he’s so cute! and i just wanna take him out and go rollerskating and go to the go hiking and go to the movies and maybe at the end we can+

[verse 1: kellen mckay]
no one actually knows what taylor swift was really thinking
when she wrote all those songs about boys
but we all know that john mayer has a big p+n+s
now let me be for real, i just got dropped by my agent
and all my shows have gone out the door
i’m ready to go to a new placе and quit pretending that i’m from baltimore
taylor swift ain’t got thе b+lls to write a ska song
and honestly she’s smart for that
all her fans would self destruct if she wrote a song that sucked as much as this one

[chorus: kellen mckay]
so, i need you to make me famous
because i’m pushing in my thirties and i’m getting kinda worried
i’ll never do my music for a living
i said i’m pushing in my thirties and i’m getting kinda worried
oh taylor swift, please write a song about me
hey!
[verse 2: vincent walker]
what does it take to write a hit song everyone will listen to
something relatable
how about a feature with a much bigger artist singing on the verse and chorus
(yep! i’m as big as they get)
one xanax a day keeps my dark thoughts away
and the doctor will say ([?])
fractions of pennies on the dollar doesn’t fit my wallet
when you listen to this one

[chorus: vincent walker]
so, i need you to make me famous
because i’m pushing in my thirties and i’m getting kinda worried
i’ll never do my music for a living
i said i’m pushing in my thirties and i’m getting kinda worried
i’m pushing in my forties and i’m getting kinda worried
i’ll never do my music for a living
i said i’m pushing in my fifties and i’m feeling kinda swiftie
oh taylor swift, please write a song about me
oh taylor swift, please write a song about me

[outro]
“i’m f+cking thirty+two now! f+ck!”
“actually wait am i thirty+? i’m thirty+one, i’m thirty+one!”

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