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stanford fleet street singers - the friendship song, 2019 version lyrics

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[friend 1, spoken]
hey there friend, do you have a minute, i’ve got something for you

[friend 2, spoken]
right now?

[friend 1, spoken]
well, to you how much you mean to me, i wrote you a little song about us

[friend 2, spoken]
wow! really?

[friend 1]
if we went on a picnic
honey sandwiches in hand
but by some unlucky chance you slipped and dropped yours in the sand
all hope would not be lost my friend
no i would take the lead
and i’d you the better half of mine so our picnic could still succeed

[friend 2, spoken]
wow! that was really nice. that meant a lot to me

[friend 1, spoken]
do you have anything you want to say to me?
[friend 2, spoken]
hmmm?

[friend 1, spoken]
i said, do you have anything you want to say to me?

[friend 2, spoken]
i mean, of coursе i do

[friend 2]
if our, if our picnic was interrupted
by a rabid bear attack
and i could еither run, and save myself
or stay and watch you back
my choice would be easy
i’d do what’s honorable
and i’d say the nicest things about you at your funeral

[friend 1, spoken]
wait, what?

[friend 2]
i’d i know it makes you feel fulfilled and you’re loyal to the core
so i’d let you get mauled and k!lled
cause that what friends are for
{ensemble}
you thought you were friends, but thank you, next

[friend 1, spoken:]
so you would just let me die?

[friend 2]
and if at your funeral

{ensemble}
rest in peace

[friend 2]
i just so happened to see

{ensemble}
coincidentally

[friend 2]
you’re girlfriend lookin’ hot in black
and wallowing in misery

[ensemble]
(ex+girlfriend)

[friend 2]
i’d consider it my duty
as any friend ought to do
[ensemble]
(she really cares for you)

[friend 2]
to help her get her s+xy ass my way
the h+ll off for you

[friend 1]
babe!

[friend 2]
she’ll need a way to pacify all the pain she can’t ignore
i’ll find a way to satisfy her, cause that’s what friends are for

[ensemble]
(that what friends are for) grief is a potent aphrodisiac, (that’s what friends are for)

[friend 1, spoken]
i don’t think you are really getting this whole friendship thing

[friend 2]
that’s what friends are for

[ensembles]
(friends, friends are for)

[friend 2]
once your memory’s faded
say after a week or two
well i’d pop my girl the question
the way you told me you were going to
the stone would be enormous
as would our wedding bill
but every last thing would be paid for by what you left me in your will
i have no doubt, i’ll keep my wife just as happy as she was before
i’ll make sure she’s insured for life
cause that what friends are for

[ensemble]
and sell all your organs for the extra cash
(that what’s friends are for, that what’s friends are for)

[friend 2, spoken]
you know, i think i’m getting it now

[friend 1, spoken]
good for you

[ensemble]
(that’s what friends are for, that’s, that’s what friends are for)

[friend 1]
if back at the picnic
i was bitten by the rabid bear
but somehow managed to fight him off
and drag myself out of his lair
i know you wouldn’t want me
to suffer all along

[ensemble]
(you wouldn’t want him to)

[friend 1]
so i’d pass my rabies onto you
when i got back home
the symptoms they might be obscene
and drop us to the floor
but we’ll have a flaccid quarantine
cause that what friends are for

[ensemble]
that’s what friends are for that’s what friends friends friends

[friend 1]
if you were a horse, and i needed glue

[friend 2]
if you were a bird and i was avian flu

[friend 1]
if you were getting mugged and i knew kung fu

[both]
you know what i would do

[friend 1]
run!

[both]
what’s good for one is good for two
that we can be sure
i’m looking out for me for you

[friend 2]
cause that’s what friends are for

[friend 1]
but that’s what friends are for

[friend 2]
that’s what friends are for

[both]
that’s what friends are for

[ensemble]
that’s what friends are for

[friend 2, spoken]
so, what about that picnic?

[friend 1, spoken]
bite me

[ensemble]
for!

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