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starbomb - blowing the payload lyrics

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[verse 1]
[egoraptor]
a group of legendary warriors
they’re world-renowned
overwatch, b-tch!
their power’s known all around
pushin’ on the payload
is part of their plan
from gibraltar, and then
hanamura, j-pan

their power is tested
wherever they go
rockets, bullets
you name it, bro
they’ve never been stopped
or met their match
a mission’s arrived
so heroes, dispatch!

[bridge 1]
[danny s-xbang (as broken-down-car guy)]
hi, can you help me?
my car’s broken down
the engine is all busted
i can’t get my -ss around
i need some friends to get
my vehicle out of the traffic
you guys look like the best
with all your fancy f-ckin’ tactics

[verse 2]
[egoraptor]
without hesitation, they
begin the migration
reinhardt pushes from behind
traffic’s redirected as
mei is unaffected
by cars honking loudly
combined

bastion transforms into
a giant f-ckin’ turret and
blows all the drivers away
pharah flies up high and
rockets start to fly
as the overp-ss crumblin’ okay

holy f-ckin’ sh-t
that was a little overk!ll
but what do you expect
from the best?
the phone’s ringing
off the hook
for another job to book
so let’s see where we end up next

[bridge 2]
[danny s-xbang (as 13-year-old girl, courtney)]
hi, i need -ssistance
i’m a 13-year-old girl
if you would help me
i would be so happy
i would f-ckin’ twirl
got a wagon filled with lemons
and now moving it’s a pain
i need your sk!lls or
no one’s f-ckin’ getting lemonade today

[verse 3]
[egoraptor]
boom!
our heroes get on the case
zarya is lifting up the wagon
to her f-ckin’ face
everyone is scramblin’
to clear out any sp-ce
so they can quickly get the payload
to the meeting place

lucio plays some music to
calm the girl
junkrat shoots grenades
to blow up a squirrel
a strangers pulls out his phone
to call the cops
then upon him
doomfist “meteor drops”

people are screamin’
blood is flyin’ everywhere
bullets are soarin’
and zippin’ all through the air
it’s a pure bloodbath
but the wagon’s delivered
our heroes take their leave
as courtney f-ckin’ shivered

another mission successful
our heroes always thrive
looky here, another call
for a payload’s arrived

[bridge 3]
[danny s-xbang (as very old lady)]
hi, can you help me?
i’m a very old lady
my sh-tty hip replacement
just ain’t enough to aid me
your gang looks like a big bunch
of s-xy hunks of meat
now help these 90-year-old b-ttcheeks
get across the street

[verse 4]
[egoraptor]
like a lightning bolt
tracer’s on the scene
holds her hand and says
“take all the time you need”
with little itty-bitty steps
this mission is clean
until it starts to pour
completely unforeseen

d.va flies above
and shoots the clouds
bullets rain down
into every house
mei starts a blizzard to
stop the rain
but inflicts upon the neighborhood
torturous pain

to warm the place
orisa pierces the ground
letting lava leak out
spreading all around
everyone is screaming now
it’s a horrible sound
so lucio djs
to drown it out

halfway across the road
the old lady falls
zenyatta throws out
one of his healing b-lls
she smashes her face
but it’s a-ok
’cause ana throws
a motherf-ckin’ healing grenade

eventually
they end up getting across
the old lady’s so grateful
she is at a loss
or maybe she’s unconscious
we could never know
because onward to their next
mission they go

nope
she’s dead
alright

bye

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