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starbomb - brian pitches ideas lyrics

[skit: brian wecht, arin hanson, dan avidan]

brian: danny, arin, get in here fast!
arin: oh, geez
dan: yeah, what’s up man?
arin: yeah, what’s goin’ on?
brian: i have an amazing song idea for the band
arin: okay
dan: yeah
brian: alright, ready?
arin: yeah
dan: uh huh
brian: alright, hear me out. the ocarina of crime. of crime! so like, every time link blows it… crimes happen!
dan: arin, can i talk to you over here for a second please?
arin: yup
[whispered]
dan: absolutely not. that’s stupid. i hate it. it sucks. it’s the worst
arin: i can’t believe this b+tch, he’s terrible. i’m having second thoughts about keeping him in the band
[spoken]
dan: we love it
arin: so good
brian: i know! i know, i’m very good at thеse ideas; i do have anothеr one!
arin: oh!
dan: yeah?
brian: you wanna hear it?
arin: yeah
dan: of course!
brian: okay, so, it’s a song not about the super mario bros, but the super mario bras, like they’re always wearin’ bras!
arin: eh, dan can i talk to you over here for a second?
dan: yeah, of course
[whispered]
arin: another horrible piece of garbage idea from brian. [unintelligible] been thinkin’ about k!llin’ this f+ckin’ guy
dan: what the h+ll is he thinking? [unintelligible] he’s a doctor
[spoken]
arin: it’s awesome
dan: another winner!
arin: so good!
brian: hah! that’s what i do! i’m so good at my job! i do have one, now this+ this+ this one might be a bit of a stretch but i+ i do have one more
arin: yeah?
dan: okay
brian: what if we did a song about a government that truly represented the people? like a true democracy, where everyone had a voice, where they really took care of us? where our taxes went towards things that mattered? not bullsh+t that happens in washington, not that pork barrel stuff you hear all the time, but things that actually made a difference in the lives of everyday citizens like you and me. what if we did a song about changing the world?
dan: arin, can i talk to you for a second?
[whispered]
arin: what’s up?
dan: that was actually a really good idea
arin: i know, i was kinda thrown off by his thoughtfulness and his viewpoint on the state of the world and how it can be improved
dan: maybe we could change this country for the better
arin: agreed
[spoken]
dan: that was actually really solid
arin: that was really smart
brian: thank you, i put a lot of thought into that. but dump that piece of sh+t, ’cause
arin & dan: awesome!

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