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starbomb - kiss the elden ring lyrics

[intro]
(you got me like ooh)
(got me like ooh)
(got me like ooh)
(got me like ooh)

[verse 1: arin hanson, dan avidan]
there’s a little game and it’s called elden ring
it’s got a world and a story that is making me sing
they got the author of game of thrones writin’ the thing
so you know that sh+t is good as f+ck; praise the king
i’m running around, checking the town
cleaning up dragons and giants and knights
with all kinds of blights
i hear a little voice in the distance
h+llo? can you hear me?
oh, i cannot miss this
oh my stars!
b+tch, are you a jar?
i’m so happy to see you!
f+ck that, i wanna be you
i’m alexander, and i’m stuck in this hole, i’m also called the iron fist
listen b+tch, you got me like

[chorus]
ooh, and i don’t know why
i am h+rny for this bucket getting mystified (you got me like ooh)
i got attention divide
i should probably find the elden ring but this jar’s (got me like ooh)
i wonder what’s inside
i’d like to bathe in the innards of this f+ckin’ guy
i cannot stand by
when the least i can do is make this ceramic pot fly
[verse 2: arin hanson, dan avidan]
please sir, gimme a good smack from the rear
with something nice and big
you just f+ckin’ made my whole year
ahh, well played, the pleasure is mine!
prithee take some rotten flesh as a thanks for your time
wait, hold up, hold on, was that flesh up inside you?
why, yes! fallen enemies i put up inside me
aw d+mn, now i’m jealous that i’m not up inside you
if i let you kick my ass, can i be all up inside you?
what am i thinkin’, man? this bowl got me fannin’ my face
the way this f+cker talks, puttin’ me in my place
disgraced to let my parents know that i’m simpin’ a vase
when he’s like “fillin’ my heart with vigor”
that’s just makin’ my p+n+s bigger

[bridge: arin hanson]

[chorus: arin hanson]
(ooh) must’ve left my heart ajar
cause i’m thinkin’ now i might be in love with a jar (you got me like)
(ooh) might think it’s quite bizzare
but i’m lookin’ at other kitchen implements and they (got me like)
(ooh) is there a warrior spoon? oh f+ck
the thought of its curvy body’s makin’ me swoon (you got me like)
(ooh) i guess i better admit
that i am s+xually attracted to things that i cook stuff with
[verse 3: arin hanson]
yo, the more i look, the more i see
ladies around, starin’ at me
there’s a witch named ranni, but it ain’t the right time, see
her four arms are on me but none of them cook banh mi
and fia, i see ya, but i can’t guarantee ya
as i gaze into your eyes in this bed from ikea
but that blessing when you’re pressing me into your chest
isn’t impressing me more than a stainless steel zester
out of a puff of vapor, appears melina
but you know that steamy babe isn’t a milk steamer
got a peek+a roderika, who’s spirit tuning
but a spoon is the soonest thing you’ll find me spooning (you got me like)

[chorus: arin hanson]
(ooh) i think i’m losin’ my mind
should i see a therapist, or make a blender my bride? (got me like)
(ooh) no matter what i do
the thought of f+ckin that s+xy piece of hunky porcelain (got me like)
(ooh) maybe i should confront
all my feelings, talk to alexander and be blunt
i’m gonna give it all i got
i’m gonna stop repressing my depressing thoughts and try to f+ck that pot

[verse 4: arin hanson]
a+so, i just arrived in the caelid wilds
see my boy alexander and i’m all smiles
check my breath, comb my hair, and i look over there
and guardin’ a castle door, a dinosaur sized motherf+ckin’ giant pot
oh god, what do i do?
alexander’s waving at me now, but now i got new feelings
for the massive pot
maybe i should’ve tried to make it work with milli and her scarlet rot (you got me like)
[chorus: arin hanson]
(ooh) he’s liftin’ up his foot
how did he know that i’m into that kind of—

[outro: dan avidan]
(spoken) oh my stars! well, as long as no one’s using this meat, i guess i could just put this into my… jar body… mm, yes… mmm, eugh, yes…

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